Based on that last panel, I wonder what the GOP version of Monopoly or Life would be if remade. Or Risk.
actually, all my hood rat ex-con friends say to use a bag of apples or oranges for such occasions …
That’s useful if you don’t want to leave obvious bruises.
I wouldn’t have that concern.
oh no, you leave bruises but they can’t tell what kind …
As we used to say: “He has a kind face. The kind you’d like to smack with a shovel.”
I wouldn’t want to bruise an apple.
Bruise the apple? I was wondering just how you keep the bag from ripping…
Use a sturdy mesh net bag, maybe double-bagging to be sure.
Bumping this thread to add the fact that Tucker Carlson used Hunter Biden’s help to get his kid into Georgetown. The hypocrisy is unbelievable.
Why Hunter Biden, of all people? I shan’t poke fun at naming your son Buckley even if it is very 80’s frat villain-y. And Tucker is like a hagfish anyway-he can turn on himself easily with no ill effects.
The article said that Tucker Carlson and his wife were friends with Hunter Biden and his wife.
“Hunter Biden was my neighbor. Our wives were friends. I knew him well. I talked to him many times about addiction, something I know a lot about,” Carlson said. “And I’ve said that. I think that Hunter Biden is an addict and that’s why his life is falling apart, and I feel bad for him. I’ve said that many times, and I mean it.”
I read that as penis’s
I hope you have worked as a bank teller at some point. 
Bumping two threads with this news. OAN next?
Well, there’s my Monday morning smile!
So, I guess the answer to the question in the title is, “He wasn’t fired before costing Fox News almost a billion dollars”.
This is better than a box of warm donuts and hot coffee. 
Happy Monday!
IIUC, When reaching a settlement, the parties don’t need to reveal all the agreements they reach.
I like to think this was part of the Dominion requests.
Or maybe they told Carlson he had to pay it back and his new salary was minimum wage.
Hopefully Sean Inanity is next.
Plenty of opportunities exist for Tucker Carlson.
Among them - a radio show (i.e. on the Sirius satellite network) and a Substack blog/newsletter (some of those have been monetized through subscriptions to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars annually).*
He could also write books to be snapped up by his adoring public. A consulting gig for the Trump campaign, perhaps.
And of course, potential TV landing spots remain.
*while Substack is notorious for hosting political weirdos and science deniers, there are rational and useful voices there too.