What the heck am I doing?

I have a date with an intelligent, funny, attractive interesting girl with common intrests in about 2 1/2 hours.

Have I done anything at all to prepare? No.

I have not yet showered, picked out clothes, cleaned up the living room and the kitchen, washed my car. All of my normal pre-date activities.

What have I been doing?

Reading the SDMB. That’s it, nothing else.

So, out with it, how do you know when you’re on the SDMB to much, give outstanding examples of when you were posting when you shouldn’t have been. Should I wear the black shirt or the red shirt?

Clever Hans: Reading the SDMB. That’s it, nothing else, and I blame all of you.

Good luck! Hope it goes well for you. What are you guys planning to do?

She likes me to sing to her in public (god knows why, the best compliment I ever got about singing was “You sound like Elvis with laryngitis” could have been worse, they could have said Hanson). There is a nice karoke bar that I have heard her talk about before, option number two will be a nice little Italian diner with a great atmosphere. Afterwards, it could be a movie… but she has promised to whup me at chess so it could be a video and a whuppin’.
Clever Hans: wasting more time instead of getting ready… [Cap’n Kirk] Damn you HANS[/Cap’n Kirk]

Oh and when I talked to her on the phone she called me sweeite :smiley:

Hate to double post in my own dying thread but I just noticed that the “I want my thick eyebrows back” thread has more views than mine :frowning:

Post envy… never a good thing.

Well, others know I’m spending too much time reading the SDMB when I show up to labs with wet hair and in wrinkled clothes.

Wear the black shirt. You can’t go too wrong with black.

It really doesn’t matter they all leave. Women are more trouble than they are worth and you of all people should freaking know it. Not trying to burst your bubble man you now what i have been going through and I am drunk at the moment. Sorry for the rant bro, I would just wear the red shirt and for the love of god don’t sing the humpty dance. heh heh

So, how did the date go? Did she beat you at chess? Did you go to the karaoke bar or the Italian diner?

Hope all went quite well!

Sinyster1, Jesus man, you’ll scare people talking like that.

lel, everything went fantastic, I picked up some nice yellow tullips, she was snacking at a baby shower most the day so skipped dinner all together (my wallet likes baby showers), and we went to see Unfaithful, good flick check it out. I got a raincheck on the chess game since the movie didn’t start until 10:30 but even if she beats me at chess I am a tic tac toe master and she’ll never be able to take that one away.

She couldn’t get into the kareoke bar after 9 (she’s a baby) so had to settle for me sining in the car. I went with the black shirt (less wrinkled) and yes my hair was wet when I left, I managed to shower and wash the car, everything else was beyond me.

She’s really something else, nothing to do but wait and see what happens.

I’m pretty sure when your co-worker can glance over at your screen 9 times out of ten and see the SDMB on there instead of the normal working applications, well, you get the picture…:smiley:

I also thinnk it is getting REALLY bad when that co-worker signs up for a an account on the SDMB just to post a hint that you are on the SDMB a little too often…hahahaha, you’ll never hear the end of this.

better than the six gigs of porn on your work computer no?

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She couldn’t get into the kareoke bar after 9 (she’s a baby) so had to settle for me sining in the car.

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Bolding mine

Typo or Freuidian slip?

Far be it from me to combat the vast powers of the subconsious.

Though my singing could be considered sinful in many many ways, and is a punishment for shop lifting in Ector county.