What the heck does this mean?

*background: I placed an internet personal many months ago, and I still get the odd reply (none have worked out though).

Today I got this reply:
– dom perignon <XXXXXX@excite.com> wrote:
> > hi, saw the ad, where are you located, iam in f’ton,
> > is this close enough> >

To Which I replied:
Hi dom, I am in Moncton…> close enough for you?

Then I got this cryptic reply:
hi, yes close enough, but don’t travel there to much, possibly late july, is
this ok, how much lead time do you need
Now what the heck does he mean by that???
How much time do I need???
shudder

Never done a personal ad, but… lead time?

Leading to what???

Aren’t all the replies odd?

Hey, kelli, good to see you again!

Well, I’m not sure, but I think the respondent might be assuming you’re a professional escort. PE’s have busy schedules, so they do require some advance notice for booking purposes. Many of them are exotic dancers, and they make extra money as an escort while traveling the dancing circuit.

Either that, or he’s just weird.

Wait a minute - Kelli’s not a professional escort?! Chiefscott, stop spreading rumors!

:: Ducks and runs ::

Lead time = Is late July too soon?
Lead time usually refers to the ammount of time before a product or service can be supplied. Maybe he’s in purchasing.

I guess he could be harmless, and he’s just assuming you have a busy schedule. He doesn’t want to be a bother and start pushing you into a date.

But I think my first response is much more interesting. You know, kelli, this could turn out to be quite profitable. :wink:

Some of the replies were good!
I got one from a guy who turned out to be the advertising contact for one of my accounts,
I got one from my brother’s best friend…
a few others from too far away to persue.

The ad was on a pretty legit site though, and nothing in it to lead him to think he needs ‘lead time’ - me an escort? ::splort:: oops, I spit my tea on the keyboard! Like anyone would have to pay me…

and good to see you too Guy!

I read “How much lead time do you need?”

as:

“How far in advance would you need to make plans to meet me?”

I understood the lead time part, it is f’ton and moncton that I have no idea about. Where are these places?

I read it exactly like ReservoirDog did. I think he just got a little ahead of himself and forgot to type out his whole thought. Hope it works out, Kelli!

Please explain as I am totally clueless(no change there then)

What is all this about?

Kelli is this a dating agency or what?

Is this a common way of meeting people?

Are you not far too talented to be getting into all this?

Having seen a few of your posts this latter just has to be true

Aw, gee whiz, casdave, ya made me blush!

Its a personal ad site, kiss.com , and people place personal ads, same as in the paper. I put up an ad in November I think.

I am 31 years old, I work with lots of man, all married. My friends are married, and they havnt been successful thus far in ‘set ups’. I have been alone for 2 years now, and my lifestyle is not condusive to meeting men - single ones anyway.

I thought I would give it a whirl. I have encountered so many men on this board that I would date in a heartbeat, site unseen, that it makes me think that I need to expand my romantic horisons to include cyber space.
:slight_smile:

Kelli,

 Maybe if we saw your ad we could see what impressions we may get, and maybe the one he got?

…and do you take Visa? :eek:

Faugh, if this individual cannot construct anything of import, but thinks two quick grunts about location and forthcoming plans is satisfactory, I say this rascal is hardly worth such cranial activity as would allow thoughts of him to stay in your mind.
…huh? Oh wait, I thought this was the lipogrammatic thread. Sorry.

Kellibelli said:

There’s this guy named Mahir I can set you up with…:slight_smile:

He sounds like an escapee from waytoopersonal.com. Run for your life.

Yesterday I sent this:
How much ‘lead time’ do I need for what ?? > > What exactly did you mean?

This morning he replied:

hi, by lead time i meant how much notice would you need that i was to be in
moncton, re you ad you are looking for a discreet time, same here , do i
need a room or is your place ok

ACK!!

I think he read the wrong ad!

I generally need a 7 and a half inch lead time.

!!! Grrrrrrowl!!!