If it were on the telly, I’d have sworn it was a penguin.
As it is, do you suppose it might have been … a Gremlin?
It aint Wendell Wilkie.
It isn’t a blamonge, I have footage of them and I’ve known a couple of them, and that isn’t one of them.
It’s Arthur Godfrey…
(calm down)
:wally
[Noticing Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant–
Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge–
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it’s not a bird, it’s–
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with–
Baseball Umpire: Two balls! [looking up from game] What is that? It looks just like an enormous–
Colonel: Johnson!
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Did you just see what it did? Can it really do that? :dubious:
No, I’m pretty sure it can be cited for that. At the very least, a littering ticket.
:: whiff ::
(Holding nose) Yea, definitely a littering ticket.
I don’t think you can call it littering, as the object in question is airborne, & floating away from It like a toy balloon. That’s some case of gas.
Apparently, there are just some things they can’t get the rats to do…
A whole case? I didn’t count that many.
Well, you know what happens when scientists crack open a case of anything… and Professors are even worse…
does that thing have a compass in the stock?
bamf
Doh!! Now what was that>
I’m not sure, but it was blue and had a tail. :dubious:
Not that I noticed but it can certainly put an eye out. 
SEE!
Good heavens! It ate Shirt Ninja 13!
Where’s the nearest Armed Forces base, of any country?
Say, that’s not a bad idea. Think we can get it to join?
[ Tourist #1 wanders onto set, looks straight into camera inquisitively with a dumb look on his face ]
Tourist #1: What the hell is that?! [ squints ] What the hell is that? [ chuckling at himself ] What’s that danged thing doing here! How did that get here? What the hell is that?! [ squints ] What the hell is that?! How’d that dang deal get here?! [ turns off-camera ] Hey! Come on over here and look at this deal!
[ Tourist #2 wanders onto the set to take a bewildered look ]
Tourist #2: What the hell is that?
Tourist #1: I don’t know what the hell that is!
Tourist #2: What in the hell is that?!
Tourist #1: Hey, you kids! Get away from there!
Tourist #2: I would not mess with that thing…
Tourist #1: Don’t put your lips on it!
Tourist #2: [ ever curious ] What the hell is this?
Tourist #1: Well… get a photo of me with it, anyway!
[ Tourist #1 hands camera to Tourist #2, then walks away from camera view to have his picture taken ]
Tourist #2: Be careful with that thing. [ snaps Tourist #1’s picture, as spark of ingenuity develops on his face ] Oh, I know what that is!
Tourist #1: [ returns next to Tourist #2 ] Well, what the hell is it?!
Tourist #2: [ looks closer ] What is that thing…?
Tourist #1: I don’t even care what it is. [ pause ] What the hell is that?!
Tourist #2: I don’t know what the hell that thing is.
Tourist #1: Oh, I know what it is!
Tourist #2: [ seeing it ] Oh, yeah… oh yeah… [ chuckles ]
[ Tourist #1 & #2 walk away from the stage. A beat, before their heads peer back into frame, more inquisitive than ever. ]
Tourist #1: What the hell was that?!
[ fade ]
What the hell was that?!
: Looks sideways at thisisnotreallyme :
That’s a sock puppet.
Gimme that Thunderstick 5000…
it’s either a little old frenchman or some sort of seamonster