Some were from State, some from Tech, and some were pulled from nearby private universities.
Is that East Bumblefuck State? Because our very own kittenlm has a sister that recently graduated from there. Maybe she could help us solve the mystery.
Ya know, maybe she could help us. She graduated from East Bumblefuck State and now she’s a cop (trying to get into Crime Scene Investigation). Hmmm…I’ll have to ask her :dubious:
Phew! Get a whiff of that breath! Halitosis city! I have a box of Altoids – The Obscenely Strong Breath Mints. Since it’s got such a big mouth, I’ll just open the tin and throw 'em all in.
Geezus, folks, don’tcha remember? He tried to warn us!
I’ve been lookin’ out for them ever since…
Hey there it is!! But what are the professors doing there :eek: ? They certainly don’t seem to be observing it. BTW, what kind of professors are they?
EEWWWW-WW! THAT’S NASTY!
And in public, too! How can Professors do that?! :eek:
Back off, man, they’re scientists.
OK, forget the scientists! It’s time for a wizard to get involved.
‘Scuse me. Pardom me. Comin’ through … This might get messy, you’d better look the other way.
:: zzzzzzzzzip ::
:: splursh ::
:: slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop …
slop …
slop …
SLOP! ::
:: zzzzzzzzzip ::
OK, I have all the samples I need in this ziplock baggie. What? You thought I was what? Ewwww!!! How disgusting!
I’ll be back with the results later.
No need to send those samples out – I have my handy portable xenogoop anaylizing device right here. Let’s just see those baggies…
Ok, some goop in the extractor…
And, hook it up to the laptop…
Give it a minute to process…
<dum de dum…I like new socks and I cannot lie…you other…ummm…damn!>
BEEP!
Ah…here we go…ok, according to this, the unknown goop is…
uh oh…
…liquified scientist. :eek:
But does it go good over ice cream?
Ice cream… liquefied scientist… the Cooler of Death is involved!!! :eek:
“Xenogoop anaylizing device”? What the hell is that?
Oh, it’s just a little something I devised for breaking down the metabolic structure of an unknown substance and…heeey…waitaminute… :dubious:
: stops licking spoon :
Yeeeees?
;j
So, Hal. Now that you’ve analyzed it.
Is it harmless? For that matter, is it edible? And, if so, is it kosher?
Oh, never mind. 
It looks like a blamonge from the Andromeda galaxy…
But then again, come to think of it, I’ve never actually seen a blamonge, so I could be mistaken.
Any Andromedans here? Maybe they can tell for sure whether it is a blamonge or a scientist.
[Homer Simpson]Hmmmmm a scientist[/Homer Simpson]
I think I saw a few of them earlier, over by the tennis courts.
I don´t know, but the videos are already coming out at www.what-the-hell-is-that-thing-uncensored.com; full access: 5.95 per month.