Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hot pink one before. Not that I’ve even figured out what the hell it is yet.
Awright, look out, Mad Scientist coming through! Make a hole, Mad Scientist coming through!..What?, no, I’m not an Evil Scientist. I belong to the ASMS, not the ASES…Ok, lemme in here for just a sec to get a sample…Uh, 'scuze me, sir, did I poke you with my sampling pole?.. terribly sorry…Ok, here it goes…
Uh oh.
I dont know ‘bout y’all, but where I come from, thems good eatin’ what ever it is. 
Well, I just put in a call, and the University is sending some professors down here right away.
Oh, good. It was looking hungry.
Well I still don’t know what it is…but someone get my picture with it.
:strolls over and stands next to it:
Could you get a little bit closer?
That’s right…just squeeze on in there.
Mind the teeth now! Just step in between them.
Ok, now say “cheese”!
Oooo…someone grab a camcorder. I think Inigo is about to make Real TV.
Hey, Hal!
Since you discovered it, why don’t you jump on in there next to Inigo and I’ll get both of you with it.
Just a reminder, THAT! belongs to ME!!!
I’ll tell you what it is as soon as I get money.
It is Female.
Here’s $5.
What is it?
:sniff sniff:
Hal, is that you? No?
:looks around:
Awww…that’ll *never *come out!
hey…it *is * female!
No… wait, it is coming out… yuck, we´ll need a snow shovel here; and air refreshners, 10 or 20… kilograms minimum.
At least now we know it has a digestive system.
The professors are here! THey’ll know what sort of a beast this is.
I thought the Beast was a professor. 
Y’know, they stuck a whole new age on the geological timetable to avoid this kind of thing.
Look, it’s easy. Just feed the professors to the …
well, damn. Now where’d it go?
tap tap tap Testing, testing. 1. 2. 3. Ahem. Words from me can no longer suffice. So, without further ado, I will use another’s brilliant words to summarize my feelings about this:
‘Thing, thing
what is that thing
thing, sing
that thing can sing
sing, song
a very long song
goodbye, thing
you sing too long’
- Dr. Seuss, Hop on Pop
First question: Where is it?
Second question: Where did the professors go?
Yeah, where did the professors go? I mean, I’ve got this sample of, um, glop here, and I need to know what to do with it now. Where were those guys from anyway, State or Tech?