What The Hell Is That?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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*“Hej! Kiu vi estas? Kion vi faras? Hej! HEJ! Cxes—”*AAAIIIEEEE!!!
khwunk splup ipple drip drip slup
Marty! Hang on! We’ll get you out of there!
Marty! Marty!!!
NNNNNOOO!!!

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Lemme check my notes…

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I can’t describe it, but I know it when I see it.

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No, no, no. All of y’all are looking at the wrong thing. I think the OP meant that. You know, over there. :: points ::

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Wow, if you guys don’t know what that is then I’ve lost all hope for humanity.
We’ve all got one, you know.

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Scratches head

Nope, no idea, but just in case don´t feed it past midnight.

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It’s the same damn thing that guy had when he came over the other day, or at least I assume he brought it with him.

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Ohhh, that. I dunno, it was here when I got here.

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:: comes to (eventually) ::

:: grabs really big, really long stick ::

:: rereads harmless’s post ::

:: puts down stick ::

:: backs away sssssssllllllllooooooooowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ::

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I tried looking up that on the internet and I couldn’t find anything :frowning:

…but I’m still scared!

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What the…

That’s not the thing I saw earlier!

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(Where the heck is that field guide) That’s its… its a …no wait, its not that big… here… maybe this is the wrong field guide…
Sorry… At least it hasn’t burned anyone yet…

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Try my Klingon Guide to Stuff That Taste Good Or Is At Least Fun To Kill.

Maybe it’s in here.

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Well, we’ll know what it is if anyone softly and suddenly vanishes away.

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:: Peeks from behind barricade ::

Is it gone yet?

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Hell, naw!
Now get back behind your barricade until I’m don…I mean, until it leaves!

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There are only six things in this world that a B, C, & B can’t kill.

(Opens fire.)

(No effect.)

In that case, make that seven things.

(Runs away.)

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I bet you wish you had that Thunderstick 5000 now, huh?
: fires Thunderstick:

luluBahrain is now a smoldering pile of smegma like substance

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:: Looks a nearby smoldering pile of smegma-like substance ::

Now what the hell is that??

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Hey, look, a kitten in a viking helmet. It even has a cute widdle electric gui—

::kitten zaps the thing with lightning bolts from the guitar::

Oh, my. ::hides from the kitten::