I’m telling you. It’s Anguilus. Seriously.
burp
Don’t know what it was, but it’s mighty tasty with steak sauce!
I don’t know what it is, but it’s asking after Dinsdale.
Now if you’ll excuse me, for once in my life I’m going to follow the crowd.
:: runs away ::
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
How you doi…
:: runs away ::
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Should we run away in all directions, or just in one direction?
Just not *toward * the hills.
No, no!
DO run towards the hills! Aim for higher ground!
Just whatever you do, don’t look back to see if it’s following you!
I sure wish someone would see fit to fling some burning poo at it.
: flings some burning lieu at it :
Oh, wait.
Was that wrong? 
:: exasperated ::
That’s IT!!! Stop panicking! I’m calling the “Mother Ship”! (They’ll know what to do, and worse comes to worse, I can hitch a ride outta here.) Don’t worry. I have them on speed-dial.
:: picks up phone ::
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:: click ::
We’re sorry. The beings you are trying to contact cannot receive incoming calls at this time. Please check the number and dial again. Again, the beings you are trying to contact cannot receive incoming calls at this time. Please check the number and dial again. Thank you. Message number one sevuhn sevuhn thuh-ree.*
Dammit, I told them NOT to switch to AT&T. Okay, you can resume panicking now.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
:dubious:
Just like you to try to run and tell Mama.
You know, I don’t want to spread panic or anything, but … I think it just moved.
:Enters, rubbing sleep from his eyes and yawning:
Hey, guys, what’s up? Did I miss anything gooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
i’m ok
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No, I think in this case the operant word is not ‘Mama’, but more of “MOMMY!!”
It’s useless to run. I’m going to burrow.
Governor Quinn, how do you know that it doesn’t have… rhizomes?
Ahhh, don’t worry about that, I see it every time I drink too much Tequila. 
I knew the radiation harmed the environment.
I knew.
Shall I poke it with a stick again?
Oh please, please, please, please, please, please!
With sugar on top? 
Sounds like a great idea to me! Errr…one minute…
: backs up :
: backs up a bit more :
: backs up more still :
: continues backing up :
: backs way the hell up :
Ok! Poke that sucker!!!