: poke :
: poke, poke :
: poke! :
I think it must be sleeping.
That reminds me of my last date.
OW!!! Hey, stop poking me! I’m up, I’m up!
stands up, brushes himself off
Wow, I just had the wierdest dream…
: poke! :.
Whoops!
Sorry, Rufus! 
That’ll heal, right?
I’m trying to get out of here in one piece, AND YOU ARE POKING THE @#!$ THING!!!
sure…no problem…stereoscopic vision is definitely overrated… :wally
You know, now that I look at it it seems to be a Congolese arboricoral giant slug; I´ll just drop some salt over it and it´ll shrink and die…
Sprinkles salt over the thing
The thing pops up to twice it´s former size and develops two pairs of legs and a tail
Oh dear…
RUN AWAY!!!–>RUN AWAY!!!–>RUN AWAY!!!
For Og’s sake, just don’t do it the other way around!! :eek:
Well, I now know what it is…
It mutated again. Scratch that.
Guess you’ll be using that winky smilie from now on. 
Has anyone called the National Guard yet?
Huh? What, ma’am? No, ma’am, I’m not winking at you, really. No, ma’am, I wouldn’t dream of making a pass - no, ma’am. Ma’am, I had my eye poked out. Yes, ma’am, it was a terrible tragedy. No, ma’am, it doesn’t hurt anymore. :smack: See?
I guess I could wear sunglasses 
or I could try on some glass eyes. How’s this one? 
or this one? :rolleyes:
ouch. how about this one? :dubious: does the glass one look bigger than the other one? does this one make me look mad? :mad:
oh I give up. 
Well, in that case, can I have your eye?
They go good with ice cream.
Hello, National Guard?
We’ve got a problem…wazzat?
You already know about it?
Well, when can you get here…
What do you mean “it’s our problem”?
Hello? Hello??
Come on, people.
It’s Anna Nicole Smith.
That would explain the hills everyone keeps talking about.
Please folks, it only takes a little practice to learn how to handle these things:
First you take this and shove it in here; take that other …yeah…and shove it in there on the other side…Good! Now, jus fold here, here, here, and here…
Voila! A crane. Or maybe a swan. Or maybe … um…maybe we shouldn’t have done that… Eeeaarrrgghhlllkkkk! sblp
and ‘piss on a gopher’, it works!
Someone call ASPCA!
Rufus is pissing on gophers again!
Well, better to piss on a gopher than to piss on … well, you know … that.
Weird.
Has anyone tried Googling it?
I can’t tell what it is.
But the tag on it says it was shipped by Zeppelin.