What the hell is this

A Goa’uld symbiote.

Deep fried sneeze remnants. Ah-choo!

The color seems wrong for it to be burnt, black rather than brown. Looks like it might’ve gotten twisted up as it was on its way to being packaged, and perhaps it hit a point on the conveyor belt that was lubricated with petroleum jelly. Many food processing machines are, since pj is edible. Old man Cheeseborough, he of the original Cheeseborough Pond company, ate a spoonful of it every day and lived into his 90’s.
Slipped right out of his casket at the cemetery though. The funeral director was mortified. :wink:

So I could, like, put petroleum jelly in my hot cereal, or spread it on toast? I’ve never tried it. Is it anything like Marmite?

:eek:

no, they get marketed as “taki’s” its a rolled-up tortilla chip that supposedly has various flavors but all the ones I tried had one flavor which was “burnt” bot about a decade ago they were all the rage with the jr high kids …

As a follow up, the OP on the other board hasn’t posted an update.

No. Marmite tastes good.