What the hell porn link did I click to get Republicans?

You know, I’ve gotten my fair share of “Britney Eats Cum!” and “Watch This Chick Screw A Zebra!” messages. They turn up right next to “Make $$$ Fast At Home!!” and “Your Prize Is Ready For Pickup!!!”

But I expected those. They happen. I’m not surprised.

I want to know what the fuck link I clicked that made someone out there think that I vote Republican. Why, oh why, do I get the “Iraq 51 Most Wanted Card Deck” links? Why do I get “Hillary must be stopped now”? I don’t get “Saddam Hussein Eats Cum” or “Watch Hillary Screw A Donkey”, so it’s probably not still the porn sites.

I was vaguely amused by Britney. I’m kind of disturbed by “A Personal Message from Dick Cheney.”

You never know.

Dick Cheney’s personal message might have been how he Grew A Gigantic Penis By Watching Brittany and Saddam Eat Cum Off Of Hillary After She Screwed A Donkey.

Like you wouldn’t want in on that little nugget of information.

Aaugh.

Thanks to the fact I’ve got an overactive mind, I got a mental picture of a Britney-Saddam-Hillary threesome. Bill is videotaping it. And the donkey is…I don’t even want to think about where the donkey went.

Wait, if its Republican porn, shouldn’t it elephants instead of donkeys?

Yeah, but if I think about Hillary sleeping with an elephant, I walk funny for the rest of the day.

It’s simple, Ninja: you typed in whitehouse-dot-gov instead of whitehouse-dot-com! :smiley:

Everybody got the most wanted card links. I read an article about that. SPAM works great. They sold tons of cards through those SPAM

Spam, spam, spam, spam. Once again, Monty Python creating timeless humor for the next generation. A repetitive song with “spam” in it. Somehow more appropriate than singing about the compressed meat substance.

Bill would be really disappointed that you didn’t at least let him nail Britney once. NinjaChick I’m pretty sure I can speak for him on that one.

I’ve gotten the weird extreme republican spam too.

I cannot figure out why.

You know, Beagle, I’m almost certain they’ve been Photoshopped onto each other in some unholy embrace.

Yergh. I’m going to puke now.

Best. Thread title. Ever.

Mebbe the Bush re-election campaign is getting a head start on spending their $200 million war chest?

And for an alternative to those “Iraqi Most Wanted” cards, may I present the “Operation: Hidden Agenda” deck instead? It’s even starting to get some controversy going…

There are those on the extreme right who would definitely buy an email list from a porn web site, not caring at the ethics of the thing (being in bed with porn, so to speak or the scumminess of spamming). The fundies will look the other way, considering how often they compromise their Christianity to be in bed (so to speak) with the ethically barren ultraconservatives.

Not surprising at all.

I bet Hilary would too

:smiley:

I just think it’s a waste of bandwidth. I don’t think I’ve ever been anywhere that would connect me with the ultra-right.

Then again, unless someone else has been using my computer, I’ve never been to any site that anyone would look at and say “Hey! This person must want more bestiality porn!”

LOL