Your problem SiXSwordS is how you spell your damned user name. I mean, COME ON! How silly to use several capital S’s throughout, you’re just trying to look cool but guess what? You’re not cool, stop trying to hard to be cool. If you’re not already cool, you never will be cool. Cool=not SiXSwordS.
Now what is my problem, punk?
Ok, little, blood red spider, you’re problem is that you think if you belittle others you make yourself look big and conceal all your shortcomings. Did your mother EVER hold you? You just hide out in your little parlour and keep begging for the emotional connection you so sorely lack. [Hrrumpff]Arachnids[/Hrrumpff]
So, anymore amatuer pshycologists out there want to take a stab?
IANApushycologist, Mr. Weird-Capping Rapiers, but it’s plain to see you’re a passive-aggressive weenie trying to break out of your mental chains and become an aggressive-aggressive bologna! And what’s all this about “take a stab”? Is that another way of puffing up your consequence as a self-anointed instrument of death? Hmph. I bet you’ve been like this ever since your mom washed your filthy tattered teddy bear, and put it into the oven to dry, and its little rubber nose melted into a horrifying blob, and you screamed and wailed and flung poor Teddy across the kitchen.
You have too many people living inside of you, EddyTeddyFreddy and the strain is becoming too great to manage. You are going to blow up and act out in silly, silly ways if you don’t get therapy soon. SOON! Get help, get self-help, get help now! And stop living vicariously through your cats, woman! That’s just sick and wrong.
Now…
on to me.
(Acknowleding EddyTeddyFreddy’s acumen. You know, I am passive-aggresive. Maybe you would like to come over to my house for crakers and cheese whiz with some sliced, pimento stuffed olives and we can discuss it further. What’s that? You have to go to the Doctor to have your Syphillis treated immediately? Oh well, maybe another time.)
BTW, One of your many problems is your inability to be a PUSHcologist. Maybe you should study harder, Pushy!
I think all of my problems have been addressed, thanks everyone.
Your problem is that you think your problems have been addressed. They haven’t, and you need to be more open about it.
Bring it.
What’s my problem?
My problem is I make whimsical, amusing posts to threads and get no responses.
What’s your problem?
Geez, what a load of losers!
SanguineSpider, your determination to out-long and out-weird ETF in MPSIMS threads is becoming an obsession. It’s seeping into every aspect of your life. You can’t keep yourself away from the keyboard long enough to address even the simplest of hygiene needs. Better clean up your act, if you know what I mean.
SiXSwordS, there’s no getting around it. You are sick, SiX! Have you considered the possibility that your chosen identity reveals the multiple personalities driving your erratic course through life?
Chavardz, look at yourself. Just look at yourself. How the heck did you ever let your body go to pot like that? And don’t think your clothers hide it, either. People are laughing at you behind your behind.
Satisfying Andy Licious, when are you going to give up your delusion that you’re handsome, suave, debonair, and terribly, terribly witty? Never mind whimsical; better get to work on comprehensible.
I can’t imagine what anyone would have to say about me, of course; but perhaps someone can come up with some minor foible?
ETF, your problem is that you write too many damned haikus. It’s like you see everything in seventeen goddamned syllables, for god sake. Try eighteen, or even sixteen once in a while. And I also think it’s you who is trying to outdo Sanguine in MPSIMS threads. Well adjusted people call that projection. You’d be wise to look inward instead of projecting your character flaws on other, less flawed people.
Hit me with my problem.
Well Mr. Babbington, your problem is that you know what people’s actual problems are BUT you don’t know how to solve them! It is obvious to me and everyone else that EddyTeddyFreddy actually needs to write more limericks, rather than eighteen syllable haikus. The last one ETF wrote got me in trouble at work because I laughed so damn hard.
Go ahead, (cringe)…
** Ghanima **
What a wuss…you “cringe”? C’mon. How can I possibly be any treat to you? Grow up, and learn to take your diagnosis like an adult instead of cringing in the corner like a child waiting to be punished.
So, my turn again? Hit me with your best shot.
You wanna know what your problem is, Ghanima? You really wanna know?
You gotta learn how to laugh silently. Without the guffaw buildup splitting a gut on you. Think of it as a survival skill, especially when reading ETF posts. 
There once was a Doper named Babbington
Who – alas! – got his jollies from crabbing on
The foibles of Ed
TeddyFred in each thread.
Now he’s known as the evil back-stabbing one.
Dear Ghanima, now, is a gem
Gets in trouble at work now and then.
Has a heart made of gold
Only flaw? Doesn’t bold
Doper usernames. Hardly a sin.
Now jesleigh weighs in with a gripe
That Ghanima’s cringing is tripe;
Called the poor thing a wuss
Made a whole lot of fuss.
Hey, jesleigh! You liking to snipe?
Me? Too goddamned cheerful?! Hmph… I dare you to come visit my headspace as of six weeks ago. That would not have been cheerful; indeed, it would have been damned depressing!
And what makes you think I’ve not seen Schindler’s List? I have, but Saving Private Ryan is too gory for me. So there!
Sad and pleasant… there’s an oxymoron for you. See if you can think of other things that might make a bit more sense, hmm?
Like I said to the last person who complained about my game threads: If you don’t like it, you don’t have to open it. Besides, I start them only to see if there’s interest in them… if there isn’t, then it’s not a big deal.
And if it took you till 8:09 to open this thread… get a faster computer, darn it all.
Wondering what I’m doing? Hmm… at the time you made that post (6:43 AM), I was sleeping. No Dope time for me whilst I slumber, ya know.
ETF’s problem is that her rhyme is ever so slightly off in her limericks. Is it that hard to make every line rhyme almost exactly?! C’mon…
Now it appears to be my turn again…
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Besides my misattribution of quotes… the last one was supposed to be directed at Mr. Babbington.
Flamsterette-
What rubbish! I posted that like ten years ago. And you have the misguided audacity to tell me that I take too long to open threads? Hey, I do have a life. Hell, I’m not even in Minnesota right now. But right now, your problem is the misattribution of quotations. Sure, it’s all fun and games at the MPSIMS forum, but let me see you try that in GD. You’ll have Polycarp whipping you with…I don’t know what, and Diogenes, well, I won’t talk about him. So I’ll leave it at that. Be more careful next time. People are not as forgiving as me.
Oh yeah…your other problem is your inability to post while sleeping. What the hell is that? Become a somnambulist, damn you! I mean, lucid dreaming is fun and easy. So I hear.
Babbington
and your problem is that most of your post read as if you were sleeping while posting.
I’m enjoying this. So, my problem?
Your problem is your damned impatience! Don’t be so pushy! Give me a chance to compose the foin’ post!
You know what your problem is? International Zionist conspirators are using you as a puppet in their scheme to destroy pushiness. “What, you couldn’t maybe sit for a while and enjoy my company?” Lol at the way Jews talk in cartoons.
Mr. Babbington, you did NOT post that ten years ago. In fact, you posted that yesterday. So your problem is that you should really get a sense of time.
And I only just opened this thread now after being at my friend’s house and doing other things with other friends of mine… “get a life,” indeed. Hmph!
What the heck does being in Minnesota have to do with anything? Heck, I’m not even floating aimlessly in fog. It’s raining like heck here… so if anything, I’d be floating away in the rain.
As for the quote misattribution, that’s why I stay far away from GD most times. Believe me, that’s a good thing.
Lucid dreaming… yes. I can think of a few things I’d like to tell myself to dream about, believe you me!
As for Zoe, her problem is that she doesn’t talk to me at all… not even when her mom tells me to…
Oops, wrong Zoe…
Okay, her REAL problem is that she writes too many consecutive sentences that end in exclamation points. (and her name’s too short for a vanity search, but I figure that’s HER problem… not mine!)
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