What threads do you want to see resolved?

That was a guy called Skewbald, talking about how the hottest girl in school had abruptly, inexplicably taken an interest in him, and was leading him steadily away from virginity, step by quivering step. And people did call him on it, in the thread I linked; there’s a link to the original in post 6 or so.

Skewbald claimed to be from a Northern European country. The Pit thread should go directly to post #92, in which the Parisian clairobscur deconstructs Skewy’s story. Such as, prom, which these two supposedly attended, is not really a thing in Europe, at least not in the American sense of it being the social event of the year, and students dressing up like movie stars. And SB being mortified at the idea of wearing a Speedo, when it’s likely that a European would only have Speedos as swimwear; it’s mostly American men who are modest in the way he was.

And also the fact that the way this young woman knew just how to push his buttons, I can’t believe she could be only 18. Her actions sounded a lot like what I’ve read about high-class, high-priced call girls (employees of Heidi Fleiss and of the Beltway Madam). Give the guy what he wants, but only a little at a time, so he’s in a constant state of tension. The longer you can drag it out, the more hooked he gets, and the more he’ll pay. Okay, clearly Pajama Girl was not a prostitute. But she sure could have made a living as one, if she was real.

Anyway, there’ll never be a followup to that. If it was made up, the ship sailed pretty quick on SB admitting it. Or if it was real, he wasn’t going to share any more of his bliss with a bunch of meanyheads.