Then you’re stuck in an enclave. The only border with Russia that Poland has is to Kaliningrad, which is not contiguous with the rest of Russia. Population one million. Soon, the black market there would be swamped with bootleg KitKats.
Swamped? Huh?
Au contraire—this is not a surplus, it is a sad story of scarcity, and inhumane suffering
400,000 KitKats for 1 million population means that 600,000 people will remain KitKat-less.
That is over half the population. Let’s show sympathy for the poor, desperate, hungry survivors, being deprived of their basic human needs.
Well, sure, but these stolen KitKat’s could be available at a discount.
A related issue is whether any countries or localities in the affected are have junk food taxes that have to be paid up front as part of retail transactions (not just sales to the consumer). If they do, that could be another reason to buy KitKats under the table. To avoid those taxes, not unlike how there is still a black market for cigarettes in certain US states (New York cones to mind).
The solution is clearly KitKat looseys. Break each into its four sections (cite: “Gimme a break,/Gimme a break,/Break me off a piece/ Of that KitKat bar”) to yield 1.6 million servings.
It was the Giant Ants.
I’ve been, I recently came into a stock of 400…look, SQUIRREL!!!
What’s the next step?
Profit!
I will would store them by my 120 wheels of cheddar and my 350 kegs of Guinness.
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Marijuana is legal where I live.
Absolutely no problem whatsoever.
350 kegs of Guinness at Pardel-Lux’s. 350 kegs of Guinness.
Take one down, pass it around to your Doper friends (Hint, hint!) 349 kegs of Guinness at Pardel-Lux’s.
Know your market.
I have to add, to me, the KitKat’s are the most disappointing candy I have ever had.
If you’re referring to the recent news that Reese’s products had undergone ingredient changes, Reese’s Cups weren’t the ones that had ingredients substituted, despite all the pearl-clutching online. Those were the seasonal things like Easter candies.
KitKatettes. The space cadets love them.
Hey now, @Pardel-Lux is German and may not be familiar with that song.
Nope, I didn’t know about that news. I was referring to how my recent (non-Eastery) Reese’s Cup tasted.
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Dammit. This calls for some taste-testing.
I case any of you suspect you may be in possession of purloined chocolate confections.
KitKat heist tracker lets candy lovers check if their KitKat is from the heist
I bought some Reeses unwrapped mini eggs. The first few handfuls are okay. 
Hmm, it seems research is in order.
Off to the la-BOR-a-tory!
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