What to do with 12 tons of KitKat bars

In My Humble Opinion
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Science! :grin:

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Steal 12 tons of KitKats and whadda ya get?
A whole lot of chat on the internet.

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You’ve tried Dubai Chocolate Kunafa?

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I saw an Ikea post on FB advertising a cabinet to store KitKats in.

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No call from Saint Peter?

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Diabetes.

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Transport hub, and “best Russian City for doing business”..

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Maybe someone is planning to add sildenafil, AKA Viagra, to them, and sell them in novelty shops, until the FDA catches up with them.

ANY amount of Viagra could potentially be fatal when ingested by the wrong person.

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud-notifications/fantasy-aphrodisiac-chocolate-may-be-harmful-due-hidden-drug-ingredient

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Invite over 48 tons of friends?

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What’s the one thing all these crimes have in common? Mike Dawber, apparently. Hmmm… .

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apparently, there is a chocolate addiction problem–

Clifton L. Davis, a 50‑year‑old St. Louis County resident, was charged with a felony after allegedly taking 50 boxes of Snickers candy bars (about 2,400 full‑size bars)

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It’s due to Mars being conjunction with Snickers.

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A felony!? The man should be in treatment for such a terrible affliction. It’s the manufacturers of Snickers “candy” bars that ought to be locked up. Yuck!

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For the sake of science, yesterday I sampled both a KitKat and a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. Both were almost worthy of stealing a truckload.

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I passed The Kit Kat Ranch yesterday and there was a long line of kids waiting with Easter Baskets all looking somewhat dissapointed.

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You said Kit Kat Ranch, but in my head I was thinking Bunny Ranch (which is the only ranch I know of by name); greatly changes you sentence!

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No, they’re the same sort of “ranch”.

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So one does NOT want to find an egg at either of those ranches; got it.

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Is this, by any chance, in Nevada?