No, a 42oz bag of M&Ms will in fact NOT last for several months.

So I’m at the store. I notice a big giant bag of M&Ms on sale for $9. I thought to myself: “Those would look really cool in that candy dish I never use.”. So, on a whim, I bought it.

When I got home, I had the right of mind to not put the candy dish on the coffee table. As it would be too easy to lean over from the couch and grab a handful. So I set the dish up on the bar and out of reach. That way, if I wanted an M&M, I’d have to get up off my fat ass to get one.

At the time, I thought using this strategy, the M&Ms would last for several months. They lasted two weeks. :o

Heh. I’m always :confused: when I go to friends’ houses and they still have cake from a birthday earlier that week. IOW, you did well – two weeks is a long time!

Ha!

Yeah earlier this year my dad was going to Walgreens while I was visiting and he asked if I wanted anything, as he always does. And I was like “a big-ass bag of peanut M&M’s.” My dad is always willing to oblige so he comes home with the 42oz party bag just for ME to take home.

I think for the first couple days I skipped lunch because I was full up on peanut M&M’s (hey, protein!)

But I eventually put the bag away in a cupboard and yeah they lasted about 2 weeks. Not for lack of trying :slight_smile:

Hey at least you got a lot of exercise from getting up to reach the bowl, huh?

The same thing happens to me when I try to buy heroin in bulk.

I’m the opposite. I have thrown out candy which went chalky and dried out(chocolate) or absorbed too much moisture and became chewy(toffee) in the past because I just don’t eat much candy at all. Savory is my poison. I will go through nachos and jerky like most people go through M&Ms.

Enjoy,
Steven

The idea of not eating an entire bowl of M&Ms that’s just… sitting out is completely foreign to me. Don’t understand it even a little bit. My brain just isn’t wired that way. It’s why I don’t buy snacks hardly at all, let alone in bulk.

You’ve used words that are familiar but the way you arranged them does not make any sense to me.

Several months? I’d’ve made a major dent in that bag during the car ride home.

That was my thought as well.

Next time, fill the candy dish with pretty marbles and leave the M&Ms at the store.

Sounds like a good way to chip a tooth.

Seriously. And with M&Ms there’s no wrappers to slow you down.

First of all, I have never been brave enough to attempt the whole candy dish thing. It sounds almost torturous.

I have, however, had the good fortune/misfortune to have been gifted sweet things, such as a box of chocolates. In those cases, I eat the chocolate at a furious pace. My rationale is that as soon as the chocolate is finished, I will no longer be distracted by the knowledge that there’s chocolate in the house.

Though I have also been known to throw out a batch of brownies after eating one or two, using the same rationale: Once it’s gone, I’ll stop thinking about. This method is a lot healthier, and I should probably employ it more often.

When I was a kid in the '50s, we used to go out on both nights of Halloween, to every house in our extended neighborhood. We each wound up with 4 paper shopping bags filled with candy. You’d think that would last all year. Nope, only a month or two.

I am the same way with chocolate*. If it exists in the house I shall consume it immediately. I have to learn to buy less of it.

*Though not M&Ms, as I do not like them

Concur. My mom still gives me Easter candy, and every year I find last year’s basket in my pantry, which I’ve only half eaten. I don’t dislike candy, but I have no desire to eat unlimited amounts of it. I can eat unlimited amounts of nachos and jerky.

I don’t really like regular M&Ms, but my brother in law always has a large bag of them and I can’t seem to stop eating them when I visit.

+1

I was a big kid, and people used to always joke about how much candy I always had stashed away. They never realized that the reason I always had so much candy is because I never ate any of it.

The reason I was a big kid is that I could eat two Tony’s pizzas for dinner every night for a week and once made a sandwich for lunch out of a loaf of French bread and a pound of bacon.

I’m the same way with the Halloween candy I buy to give out. I used to bring the leftovers to work but now that I’m retired they just sit around. I often find that I still have some of last year’s Halloween candy still around when I’m getting ready for this year’s Halloween. And, yes, that includes bags of M&M’s.

I want to know who the heck has candy dishes anymore. My grandmother gave up on her Depression-glass dish full of Werther’s Original circa 1992. I haven’t seen one since.