Betty and Veronica
Honey and Badger. Doooo eet. It’s perfect!
Destruct & Destroy. 
I like Patti and Selma myself. They got attitude.
OMG, they are sooooo darling!
Maybe: Sancha and Panda
or Nina and Frida
I think Sammie and Delilah are a good pair of names if you are fond of Delilah already. They are quite adorable though 
You rescued them from a crate. There was a Sheriff involved.
Habeus and Corpus
but I kinda like…
Coco and Chanel
Am not allowed to have dogs
I read about a woman who named her sibling pets Hey You and Who Me. They were kittens, but I thought the names were cute.
My mom had two girl cats from the same litter, their names were Delilah and Jasmine. They lived long, happy lives and are no longer with us. Would love to see their names used again on adorable pups.
Given the circumstances, I recommend Faith and Hope. Then when future deadbeat tenants ask, you can glare at them and say, “There’s no Charity here.”
I’m glad you found her and got them to new homes. It brightens my day that some of them find good places.
KG, who on occassion has to deal with those not so lucky.
Daisy and Rosebud
I was going to suggest that they looked like Thelma and Louise but I was beaten to it.
Delilah and Sammie (for Sampson)?
Historical names:
Roman Empresses: Agrippina and Messalina
Pirates: Anne Bonny and Mary Read
Renaissance Women: Caterina and Lucretzia
Swedish Saints: Birgitta and Lucia
Oh, how about “Rent” and “Taxes”.
“Dim” and “Sum”
If they have the attitude one would expect from little terrier-y doggies like those look like, I would campaign so hard for Honey and Badger.
Dolce and Gabbana? I called my cats that, but I think it fits your pups too. Failing that, how about Gin and Tonic?
I thought I would offer an update! The puppies are officially named Honey and Badger. Honey is smaller, has super soft fur, and a head reminiscent of a chihuahua. Badger is much larger than honey and is soft, but her fur is certainly significantly different (more coarse) than Honey. Badger also has a more. . . well, either a terrier or schnauzer looking head (minus the beard). Anyway, each day that passes, the size difference grows between the two of them. I suspect they may have different dads, because they are just different enough from one another.
They’ve mastered “sit,” “stay,” and “shake.” We’ll be working on lay down and come in the coming week. Oh, and they are also about 98% potty trained- not even one single accident in their crate!
Don’t worry, there are pictures. And videos. You’re welcome.
Pictures:
Badger nomming the flower I was attempting to photograph her with.
Honey’s Christian album cover.
Badger watching the big dogs play and wisely staying out of it.
A gaggle of sleepy dogs.
Videos (100% better set to HD on Youtube, btw):
Playing puppies (schmaltzy music addition made this video 1000% cuter).
Already mentioned, but I think Thelma and Louise is fitting considering the background. Wait a bit and name the nutty one; Louise. Or as I would call her Lou-Lou.
Thelma and Lou-Lou.
Edit: Looks like a Schnauzer/terrier mix.