What username would you choose if you were of the opposite gender?

In My Humble Opinion
1

I’d go with

Poxy Strumpet – it appeals to me for some reason

Doll Tearsheet – It’s the Shakespearean in me.

or

Clytemnestra – 'cause it’s intimidating to those who know their classics, and sounds like a venereal disease to those who don’t.

How 'bout you?

2

Probably The Woman with the Golden Gun. I know, I’m a creative mofo.

3

rgb.

4

Ruth Adams, maybe?

Naahhhh – I’d want a better role model.
Maybe Ellie Arroway

5

I’d still be a twickster. :wink:

6

GoodTOIJ

No, not a typo.

7

RandyFerret69

8

Tits McGee.

9

nocluegirl

or maybe goo

10

I’d be too busy feeling myself up in front of a mirror to sign up for the SDMB.

11

Panurga

12

Evil Captor! It’s gender-free! Of course, there’s Evil Captress, but … so cheesy. So … Evil Captress. Yeah. Cause I likes the cheese!

13

Ninkasi

14

I’d be reluctant to signal I’m a woman online. The white-knighting and faux niceness would get tedious – not that sdmb is a bastion for either.

15

Charlie-Xmas

16

Girls’ names? This week I’m feeling partial to:

Pauline Corpus
or
Fanny Bias
or
Vagina O’Doom

17

Nagnasty

18

kaylasmom99

19

Ataraxia

20

Odysseus