What username would you choose if you were of the opposite gender?

Dallas Smith

No worries, Bella Swan it is then.

Hi Bella!

27recar

It be too busy playing with my tits to even care about changing my name.

Oh sorry… You meant if I were of the opposite sex… not if I changed to it…

:smack:

The choice for me is rather obvious, just like Kaylasdad99.

…or, maybe Tongue Holster.

If we’re going that route, put me down for

Bewhiskered Bivalve

Considering a lot of people already think I’m a girl, I’d stick with Covered in Bees!

Brian_Krakow

I always overthink these things.

My first response is, “Tin Man.”

But then I think, “but if I were a boy, I probably wouldn’t have loved Wizard of Oz as much as I did. I probably would be into something else like Star Wars or video games. For all I know, if I were a boy, my name would be IAmCompletelyObsessedWithThePackers91” or “MyTruckIsSuperBigAndILikeItThatWay”.

J66

Per a back-channel recommendation from **lieu **(who wins the thread with his entry) I would probably shift from WordMan to LastWord.

I suppose it depends on when I would have signed up. Some possibilities:

Legomina

Trepa R. Mayfield (my actual name–which I use on some sites anyway)

Cackareil

Esoteric Mystification

Eso_Mystria

That’s easy…

I would be “ahlianangmo”

No questions asked

dogmaid, or maybe Imtouchingmytitsandyourenot:p

It would probably be the same. I’ve been mistaken for a man here and other places on the internet anyway, so I might as well leave well enough alone.

As I recall I picked my name by trying different male characters from works of fiction that I liked until I found one that wasn’t taken. So as a woman, assuming I had the same tastes in fiction I’d probably end up with Honor.

No, wait, I’ve got it:
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Venusian Caligula**

Is your name based on the old joke about the couple on their honey-moon?

Persephone, I guess.

“Typo Qeuen”? Maybe “Auntie Kythera” after my favorite object from the classical world.