What was the German Cartman was speaking in the Passion of Christ episode?

Factual Questions
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Well, the Thread title is the question. Any answers would be appreciated. I speak decent German. but I still couldn’t make it all out.

2

Nobody’s really sure.

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I thought we came to a pretty conclusive answer in that other thread.

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Actually, you did. However, I posted the link to the thread without bothering to reread it (I’d read the thread when it was originally posted, but misremembered the conclusion.).