What were you THINKING?

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@hajario

@Slow_Moving_Vehicle

We have lost a lot of the sex-based threads that generated Board memes like “pan-fried semen”, “masturbating like a motherfucker”, and “cardboard paper towel tubes”

How is any of that awful crap a loss in particular the last one which was beyond disgusting at the time?

Well, alas, for some of us (and I refer to myself, of course), the sense of humor hasn’t progressed much past age fourteen. But in my own defense, the oldest recorded joke ever found is a fart joke, so if my sense of humor is puerile, it has at least the weight of history behind it.

@puzzlegal

I haven’t read any of those, but based on the titles, none sound like they ought to be moderated. I mean, “pan fried semen” is the opposite of the “cat hair” comment. Talking about cooking semen takes a sexual topic and kind of weirdly desexualizes it. Whereas the other takes a boring, non sexual situation (cats shed fur) and turns out into an excuse to sexually fondle a woman

Yes, I take your point. What I meant was that with sex or scatology, being humorous without being offensive is difficult; it’s a fine line between “funny” and “creepy”, and some are better than others at dancing on it. Our recent focus on controlling misogyny has made the social cost of crossing that line higher, which I suspect discourages attempts at blue humor. It’s still possible, of course - witness @Master_Wang-Ka’s wonderful tale of a colonoscopy that took an unexpected bent.

But in general, I think less-gifted Dopers are more wary of posting potentially-offensive comments. And as I said, if that makes female posters more comfortable here, that’s a fair trade.

[Spice_Weasel]

Well, not every entry is a weiner, fortunately.

[Atamasama]

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

You go to your room, young lady, and think about what you’ve done!

[Briny_Deep]

@Spice_Weasel

There’s a part of me however that just wishes we could have a slightly less uptight culture and less misogyny. I don’t know if that’s possible.

I try to thread that needle myself by leaning into the potty humor.

[Beckdawrek]

I’m thinking there is a mouthy noob. Oh lord.

[kaylasdad99]

@Akaj

@kaylasdad99

@Darren_Garrison

But I do have the opinion that the SMDB has overcorrected into the stoid and stuffy.

I don’t think of “stoid” and “stuffy” as belonging in the same phrase, and certainly not in the same sentence.

@Eyebrows_0f_Doom

Doesn’t it mean dry and unemotional? Sounds perfectly fine next to “stuffy.”

I think the word they meant was “staid.”

Huh. I thought they had intended to write “stolid and stuffy,” which to me carried a connotation of “uptight and puritanically conventional,” qualities that I never associated with the Doper known as stoid.

[Smapti]

@Babale

You generally see Zapp Brannigan quoted
when you are making fun of someone else.

For example;

[Darren_Garrison]

Here’s the context where I used it.

How do I found out if a book or author is really a best-seller?

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.

(Note that I was saying it to a major Futurama fan.)

[Babale]

@Smapti

For example;

Exactly! That’s a great example.

The joke is, “Trump is the kind of scumbag who would say such a thing”.

When Darren does it, the joke is “I am the kind of scumbag who would say such a thing”.

Eta: Darren ninja’d me by providing context, but his context exactly proves my point. What did MrDibble say earlier?

@MrDibble

I don’t think I need to add anything to that wonderful “defense”, it really does all my work for me…

[puzzlegal]

@Slow_Moving_Vehicle

t’s still possible, of course - witness @Master_Wang-Ka’s wonderful tale of a colonoscopy that took an unexpected bent

That’s awesome!

(And I’ll make another pitch for doing colonoscopies sober. I enjoyed the tour through the giant pink cave, too. And because the staff knew i was awake, i got the guided version.)

[digs]

Well, that was quite the evening. Got done with a meeting just as the Steelers/Patriots game was starting, and I was far from my usual tavern, so I watched it at a classic small town sports bar…

OMFG, the “humor” of the old guys at the bar:
"Har, har, har, tell you what I’d like to do to her… [guffaw, guffaw, almost falling off stool…]"

I turned off my hearing aids and concentrated on the game, but it went on and on, one inappropriate “joke” after another.

I was so close to asking “Any of you named Darren?”

[Akaj]

@kaylasdad99

I thought they had intended to write “stolid and stuffy

Hmm, coulda been “stolid,” too. In fact, that’s a more likely typo.

All I know is that “stoid” ain’t a word.

[kaylasdad99]

There’s a long-time poster who goes by that handle, though.

[hajario]

I thought it was meant to be staid, as in unadventurous.

[Akaj]

That was my first guess:

@Akaj

I think the word they meant was “staid.”

[Spice_Weasel]

@puzzlegal

(And I’ll make another pitch for doing colonoscopies sober. I enjoyed the tour through the giant pink cave, too. And because the staff knew i was awake, i got the guided version.)

I woke up once, briefly, and it was actually quite painful. I recall lots of cramping until they figured out I was awake and put me back down.

When I finally came out of the anesthesia afterward, though, I started giggling like crazy.

[Atamasama]

Stoid is staid or stolid instead?

[Yllaria]

@Slow_Moving_Vehicle

But in my own defense, the oldest recorded joke ever found is a fart joke, so if my sense of humor is puerile, it has at least the weight of history behind it.

I do not need the image of a fart with any kind of weight behind it. (shivver)

[Atamasama]

@Yllaria

I do not need the image of a fart with any kind of weight behind it. (shivver)

That’s too bad.