What were you THINKING?

That’s my take too. You can have a serious discussion about the OP’s OP or you can have the salacious discussion but you can’t have both in the same thread.

Yeah. I stayed out of that thread because it, at best, smacked of teenaged locker room talk/braggadocio. I’m a guy who is about to turn 50. I’m not sure why a comment was made upthread about this devolving into a “war of the sexes.” I don’t think the sex or gender of those raising an eyebrow at that thread enters into it at all. But we all do stupid shit sometimes. Chalk it up and move on, as I don’t know the OP to otherwise be problematic.

Are you kiddibg? Your whole damn schtick is superficial. For reference, see the line “I look real fucking good”.

Keep digging!

If being too shallow is a problem, digging is the answer. I guess?

The last 60-some posts have been about Moriarty’s dating life. Maybe it’s time for that to get its own Pit thread which I can not read because I don’t care?

I had not been keeping up with the drama as the thread title in question was enough of a shitshow to predict how the thread would actually go but from what I gather, it’s really more about Moriarty’s self-absorption and workout routine than anything resembling ‘dating’

Or you could just not bump a topic that had already died out.

This is a good line. I may steal it.

Hold on tight, because I am also stealing it.

Speaking as a young man in his 20s, while (sadly) ‘locker-room’ talk still exists… why on earth would you want to go there on the SDMB? That’s like bringing a kiss and tell to grandma.

Dunno what Moriarty was thinking. Even the most salacious Straight Dope columns were printed in a newspaper. It was never “Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me but… I’m dating a porn star”.

~Max

I remind you that before the rules were updated, posts could get rather salacious. The SDMB is restrained now. But this was not always the case. It seems my favorite thread has been forgotten.

I can’t remember that there was a rule change about sexual posts per se, just that you can’t post discriminative sexual things anymore. And that’s a good thing. I’m not a prude by far, but I can live very well without the objectifying of women, for example, which used to be common here.

I would need to doublecheck but I am pretty sure the ‘no letters to Penthouse’ rule is new. We previously had threads on

Pan fried semen
Is it safe to feed my semen to my goldfish
Most unusual ways you have masturbated

That is just OTTOMH.

The ‘no linking to pornography’ rule is definitely new. It used to be just the two click rule.

A quick search and it is referenced as part of the vBulletin rules FAQ (now inaccessible) as early as 2006.

Actually, it’s not in the current rules.

~Max

I’m here since 2009, and I feel like that rule always existed.

Now this rule is news to me.

I remembered slightly incorrectly

Note “Links to nudity or other potentially shocking or offensive material are permissible only in the context of a mature discussion” which would have forbidden a few threads at least, including my favorite.

ETA

From here- I honestly forget if the rules have been significantly updated since this

Well, Doc. You’ve mentioned it twice.
Which is your favorite thread, any whoo?

Current rules at https://boards.straightdope.com/tos

~Max

See? It has been forgotten.

Doper NSFW Picture Thread

Note- the links are broken with an extra space. I doubt most of the sites still exist. My link in the OP now goes to a page telling you that you must sign in to Flickr to view the photos. Bah.

AIUI I cannot post even a broken link to the site I use for my gallery now. If anybody is interested, PM me, Your message will remain private.

Very interesting thread.
I did not know that existed.