Shout out to Ben Folds “Song for the Dumped”:
So you wanted
To take a break
Slow it down some
And have some space
Well fuck you, too
Give me my money back
Give me my money back
You bitch
I want my money back
And don’t forget
To give me back my black t-shirt
Y’all know there’s a new thread for this, linked just a few posts up, right?
Yeah, what are they THINKING?
They are THINKING, how to “make a new plan Stan”; there’s 50 ways to leave your Lover, afterall.
-points at the new thread-
I invoke one of this thread’s traditions:
“MUSIC CLUB, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
(no @Atamasama, I’m never letting that go, it’s just too much fun!)
“The first rule of Music Club is you only talk about Music Club in threads that aren’t about Music Club. Motherfuckers.”
Scroll up? In this economy?
No, I was just pointing out your bullshit, and I did it by citing your own words. If you don’t like it, maybe you should go see a movie.
I’m watching one now.
It’s about an asshole who just can’t drop it.
Just gotta get that last word. Everytime.
I may change the channel. It’s too predictable.
Pot, meet kettle.
Et tu?
Please go back to ignoring me. It was so pleasant.
(Sorry ahead of time, I’m kinda cranky. Being mean is not my normal 
)
The fuck it isn’t. Your normal is being mean, and then denying that you’re being mean, and then DARVOing the shit out of it when other people call you on it.
Oh hush. I’m very nice.
It’s funny. My whole life no one ever accused me of being mean.
They’ve said other things. Believe me, folks around me love to tell me what’s wrong with me.
It’s their pasttime.
I’m overly dramatic,
Crybaby,
Whiner,
Feelings exposed,
Crazy,
Silly.
But, not mean ever.
What would I gain by being mean on the Dope? Gotchas, stinging retorts, snark, calling names are not things I’m good at or care to do. I’ve had a moment or two here.
There are those that, that is their M.O.
Continue to harass and take every chance to get a dig in.
So sophmoric.
(Can you explain DARVOing?)
Nice people almost never mention how nice they are. They rely on their deeds to demonstrate that, not on their proclamations. I have yet to meet the person who accurately told me that they were nice.
I concur with all of this. I might even add a couple things. But not mean
You can’t know my deeds.
Unless I mention them.
Regardless, what I am in RL matters to no one here.
I guess I could get character references if you wanna press me on it.
All you have to go on is my tales of my life and what you’ve created in your own head.
I suggest you erase what you think I am, and concentrate on your own posting.
Why, thank you.
I think.
Is this a rerun?
I wondered that too. Uncle Google to the rescue:
“Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender”
Boy, isn’t that esoteric for an abbreviation?
Kindly, if ya’ll gonna use them, the first time or two, Please explain.
If you make it up. Good on you. Still explain.