While I give my guideline for longish threads (though I wasn’t thinking in the hundreds of posts), the same posters I’m thinking of pull this shit in threads of like 30 replies. The truth is, I don’t give a fuck about your opinion if you haven’t even bothered to read a couple posts to intuit of what has been and hasn’t already been said. I feel like I’m teetering on the brink of irony in this post, but it always comes off as “I’m too important to bother reading the thread, and I must be heard, because I love the look of my words, and I’m sure you all care about what I have to state on this subject.”
This happens to me at work all the time. People come to me asking for my help to implement a solution. Like, “replace my monitor” or “install this software”. I have to slow them down and remind them that I’m the IT consultant, and my job is to provide the solution for a problem they bring to me. Not implement the solution they decided on their own. Because they’re not IT people, and often the solution they developed won’t work, or isn’t necessary, or isn’t allowed or even possible.
You’re describing my life. 
Hey, I think I was that 3rd reponse.
It’s my way of dealing with daily eating. Any diabetic does this.
You’re counting carbs in your head, constantly trying to figure out what you can eat and what you need to do to minimize problems with your BG numbers.
Taste, fine dining, restaurants and parties will always be a problem with folks like me.
It’s not your job to feed Me properly. I do that just fine.
You’re giving a dinner party, for say 12 guests. Are you gonna try to accomdate everyones dietary needs?
So don’t focus on me.
I’ll look at what you offer, make choices about what I can eat, you offer regular cheesecake, if I’m able and I would like it, I will.
Anywhoo, my cats way cuter than you, and don’t make cheesecake 
Yes, and I’m well aware of that, and also said that in the OP. I’m also aware of facts about my mom and about visiting her and about our relationship that you’re not aware of. I specifically asked not to receive responses like yours, because of what I’m aware of and you’re not. Did you decide you knew better than me, or that there was no possible way anything I knew could trump what you knew, or did you not read the OP, or what?
Not at all.
I actually thought I was being helpful. How can I know about you familial relationships?
Sorry to offend you.
Are you sure you’re not adding your personal hatred of everything I say or think to your response to me?
This. A thousand threads-worth of this.
10 or 15 posts in and certain people are already not reading even that much. Just skim the OP and start their blathering.
Speaking of reading posts, this is very minor, but it sorta bugs me a little. A few hours ago I made a post in the “Real-world examples of 'Umm, acktually …” thread about the specific mental algorithm that native English speakers tend to internalize when deciding the order of multiple adjectives, with a detailed description of each of the 8 criteria we subconsciously tend to use to sort importance. There followed a discussion about it with several posters.
8 posts and about two hours later, immediately following the discussion, @TroutMan makes a post (paraphrased): hey, I just found out there’s a defined order in which we sort adjectives, and here are the 8 criteria!"
JFC. Troutman! You’re a good poster, but do you fucking even read anything before you post?
I too “enjoyed” that obviously oblivious move.
Who knew it was possible to nail yourself to a cheesecake?
Is it a cross-shaped cheesecake?
You don’t have to know about my family relationships, because I said right in the OP that if you wanted to recommend that she just eat a smaller portion of cheesecake, don’t bother posting. You ignored that. Why?
I mean, you are reliably and consistently you, and the things that annoy me show up here just like elsewhere.
You’re right, I totally missed the post where the criteria were listed. Somehow I only caught the general discussion. Mea culpa.
I blame it on skipping over endless posts by you trying to explain how you’re totally not classist in your criticism of other’s language.
If I missed something, and obviously I did, I truly apologize.
My bad.
I wanna see a cheesecake on a cross like they did with Saint Cads!
I appreciate that, and ask only that you read posts carefully and don’t offer advice that’s specifically uninvited.
So this was an interesting experience for me, because I was nodding along with the complaints about people not reading threads. I agree, it’s annoying as hell. And then I did the exact same thing, on the same day no less. It’s like some corollary of Gaudere’s Law.
I truly have no idea how I missed the post I repeated. I’ve been following that thread (and contributing) from the beginning. Did I fail to read to the bottom of the thread at one point, and when I came back it jumped to newer posts? Did my finger slip on my phone and I scrolled through a few without noticing? Was I skimming a few posts and missed it? Who knows.
If you’d asked me if I read every post in the thread, I’ve have sworn up and down I did. When wolfpup called me out, I was typing a response about how no one had actually listed the specific order, but I decided to check one more time, and there it was.
So anyway, I’m now inclined to grant a little more grace to people. Shit happens, people miss things.
Now the repeat offenders…that’s another story. I’ll maintain full vitriol for them.
Awesome.
Yeah, I also find it slightly annoying. And I also fuck it up occasionally. Over 25 years I’ve done it…well, rather more than once 
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ETA: 25 years. Jesus.
In Troutman’s defense, you have 27 posts in that thread and probably 3/4 of the word count, all to keep repeating and restating the same old arguments. After a while, my eyes start to glaze over. I’ve given up even trying to process that thread anymore.