I had hoped the hijack would have died by now.
And by saying so, you have endowed the hijack with another brief moment of existence.
Wow y’all are chomping the bit.
Good thing I haven’t said anything stupid in the last…checks clock…11.5 minutes.
(I think you guys missed a couple fun things in the dirty sex thread)
I love all the people continuing to derail the thread by complaining about how the thread has been hijacked.
At least this is the thread most appropriate to say and do dumb things.
In other words, with this post I’m bringing this back on topic to ask what you all are thinking.
You don’t wanna know what I’m thinking 
Don’t you mean “champing” at the bit? 
American horses are bred with differently shaped mouths that go “chomp” instead of “champ.”
Chompers? Forget it! I’m not doing it! This thread was badly written!
Now here’s a new hijack we can really sink our collective teeth into. It’s a gift; just don’t look it too close in the mouth.
Y’know, this idea’s got some teeth.
Y’all quit horsing around.
The best way to correct a hijack is to just add something on topic. But everyone is behaving right now far as I can tell. And those who aren’t behaving are already in the Pit.
Neigh? 
Sigh. Is it time (again) for me to confess that I kindly coached and advised Starving Artist how to throttle back and comport himself on this Board when he first arrived, guns blazing, and was on the verge of getting banned?
But then, if I had not intervened, the Dope would down the line have been deprived of the paper towel tube dissertations. So there’s that.
Oh yeah. That guy.
We’ve had some colorful characters.
Okay, here’s a real one. In the thread about the El Paso airport being shut down, Loach said:
I keep hearing about how balloon releases are bad for the environment.‘it’s good to see the government doing something about it.
And wguy123 replied:
I believe you are a conservative poster so I don’t really know how you intended your post. I suggest that if you are intending sarcasm, make it blatant when you are outside the pit. If it isn’t sarcasm, please explain how the Trump admin is doing something about it. From my perspective, the Trump admin did a lot of disruptive bad shit for no reason. Ergo, executive branch = dumbshits.
Yes, dumbass, Loach was seriously saying that using military lasers is a good method of dealing with errant party ballons.
(I am being blatantly sarcastic, dumbass.)
Yeah, that was a bit puzzling.
Yeah, I was a dumbass there. Mistakes were made. It was a bad day all around for me. Here is to hoping the weekend turns things around.
I hope you have a better day tomorrow.
Happens to us all… echoing wishes for a better day tomorrow 
Thanks! Already feeling better. 