What were you THINKING?

Are you new here?
 
 
 
 
(just kidding, I know you’re not)

No, you obviously don’t.

DId you use a paper towel to wipe it? What does “smooth sailing” mean? Do your printers now work? Just exactly what the hell are you saying? No wonder techs get frustrated with you. People trying to provide tech support are not interested in poetic allegories – they want specific symptoms and error messages. That whole thread you started was a waste of time, and I’m sorry to say, that’s all on you. Please learn to be more informative and systematic about how you discuss problems.

You tend to be an abrasive asshole in general. You apparently need more happiness in your life.