“Honey, does this spacesuit make my butt look big?”
When I was a teen, I didn’t believe THAT but I did believe that women’s cycles were synched to the lunar cycle, just that different women would be at different places in their cycles.
Susan, we made it.
I have got to go to Seneca Falls NY some day.
In defense of Mr. Armstrong: linkie
“In your face, Ralph! Pow! RIGHT to the moon!”
“The first man to make a comment about the effects of low gravity on breasts gets his helmet ripped off. Especially if it involves the word ‘bouncing’ !”
This is not a hoax.
“Crap. I think I left the iron on.”
“Big deal, looks just like the garage, all dusty and full of your crap tools and old cars!”
Alright, I give. What do it mean?
She stole my cite!
I was going to propose “About bloody time.” Well, actually, I’d make 'em people in Control have to get a translator: “¡Ya era puta hora!”
" I need chocolate."
I was trying to indicate that the first woman on the moon would probably be speaking Chinese.
There hasn’t been a man on the moon in 35 years, so “About time” applies to everyone. It’s not like there’s been this steady flow of guys going up while excluding women, for crying out loud. 12 guys over a 3 year span back when men wore ties to mow the lawn.
American woman first word - “Houston”
I’m not really as bitchy as that sounded. 
Do you want me to take anything out for supper?
I got that part of the joke… i was just hoping it had another layer to it once translated.
But, I suppose that was faux Chinese then.
OK I’m here, now I do I get back home?
Great minds obviously think alike in any language 
“I hope that bitch with pepper spray and a BB gun is not still stalking me from earth orbit in the Shuttle.”