What will your last words be?

Either “Rosebud” or “A Elbereth Gilthoniel”!!!

hidden(Pretty pathetic of me, I seem to spell Elvish better than English. I just verified the spelling of the above and it was correct but I had either as ether.) message

Timor mortis conturbat me.

“Gazpacho soup!”

Somebody had to say it!

Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburga…oh, wait, that’s the last thing I’ll hear

Oh the slitherydee he came out of the sea,
Oh the slitherydee he came out of the sea.

Oh you won’t catch me Mr. Slitherdee
You. Won’t. Catch. M…

Thanks Shel Silverstein

“Tell Rain she’s a bitch.”

Actually, since I hope to let go of that by the time I die, here’s a different one.

“Bah, caf food. It looks edible though.”

“Relax! It’s perfectly safe!”

Or, should I die in a particularly bloody and gruesome manner, I hope for an understated, “Ow,” just before I expire.

“Yeah? You and whose army? Oh, that one-”

“I know this song…”

“I’m in the foxhole…”

Alright, alright. I’ll go first…

Either “I will fight you untill my last breath, you-”
Or, “All Right! It worked!”
Maybe, “So that’s what a Valkyrie looks like…”
Or, if I’m in the right mood, “With my last breath, I curse you… Zoidberg!”
Perhaps, “Well that was a good one. I wonder what’s next.”

Of couse I know what I’m doin…

That’s IT??..

…I want my money back…

“Cthulhu! Oh no…”

“For the last time, there are no brown bears in this part of the woods.”

“I’m gonna go get a shower.”

“Did anybody hear a ‘click’?”

(gasping) “At Laaaaaassst”

“Clip the red wire. You’re sure about that?”

“'ello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Damn it! Yes, I know where we’re going.


No one is tell me to to wear a helmet.

I would like for them to be “mmm… mmmm… yeah… oh yeah, baby”…

but knowing me it’ll be “I told you I was sick. Dammit!”


Peering intently into the distance - “Hey, you’re not Jesus!”

“I’m not your real father”

“Honey, your ass looks huge in those pants”.

“I love you, Son.”

“Always remember this… the truth is… uuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhh”

From “Famous last words” by 9353:

It’s Ok
It’s not loaded
I’m a good driver
Don’t worry honey