“cite?”
I’ve used cow-orker.
The rest isn’t lingo exclusive to the SDMB, but here’s where I picked it up. I’ve noticed that I’ve been using international lingo. I tend to pick up slang from our UK and Aussie dopers. I don’t mimic the accent (since there is none in written word), I just use the words and get strange looks from my friends.
No, the “f” I mean has to do with goats. :eek:
From the department of receptive language ability:
I was recently surprised to see that a product on my kitchen counter proudly labelled itself “Og Trans Fats”.
I thought it wonderful that Og should have its very own Trans Fats.
I have called upon Og, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Invisible Pink Unicorn at times. Asshat is a favorite invective. Snark, squee, and twee were already in my vocabulary or came to it from different sources. Definitely picked up “fanwank” here.
I use “brain bleach” now, without thinking about it. I said it to a guy one day, and he laughed so hard, I thought he was going to injure himself!
I used “brain bleach” too and got some surprised looks. Frequently use many of the terms mentioned upthread. I know that they’re not necessarily native to the Dope, but I learned them here.
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My friends give me strange looks why I yell out “Band name!” at regular intervals. I also swear to Og, but only in private.
I had a hell of a time explaining the Flying Spaghetti Monster to some one. after about 10 minutes, I just gave up. Poor Cecil…
I tried to say “Og” once, but I could not pronounce it.
I say it like log, without the “l”.
I’m afraid a great many Doperisms have entered my regular everyday vocabulary.
Some of them are the not so nice words, such as f*tard. I’m good and pissed when I use that word and it is rare.
Snark, squick, clue-by-four, and brain bleach have found a space in my common vocabulary. Funny how all the stuff starts to sneak in, isn’t it?
Cite? (in the middle of a debate with my husband.)
Pit, asshat, squee (although I hear that one elsewhere.)
Oh, I also picked up ‘harsh your squee’ here. I love that saying!
I once yelled “Fucko off!” to a televised Alex Trebek.
I’ve exclaimed “My eyes! My beautiful eyes!” (when I want it to be known that I wish I hadn’t looked at something), which I picked up from here - although I suspect it didn’t originate here.
That’s brilliant! I can’t stop giggling about it. I’d love to say that, but absolutely no one I know would have any idea what I was talking about.
Oh, and once I said, “Zee goggles! They do nothing!” out loud in front of my kids. They didn’t stop laughing for ten minutes.
I say it like “fog”, but without the “f”.
We use TMI all the time; we’ve used it so much, I think our friends and family understand it now. We usually use it in the, “TMI, MAN, TMI!!” exclamatory form.
I noticed last night while watching the news that the Straight Dope has given me some words for things that I previously felt but didn’t know how to communicate. A guy was talking about something, and I had a feeling that what he was saying wasn’t necessarily true, and could use some back-up data - my overall feeling was, “CITE?”
I’m especially fond of “fucktard”. There’s a lot of them out there, you know.
Also “asshat” and “goat felcher”.
I prefer to pronounce it like “dog”, but without the ‘d’.