Okay…here is some crazy shit I picked up off the boards that I now say.
Sorry I can’t give credit to everyone where it is due:
The other day, I was going to tell someone that they don’t know a damn thing…and I said, “You don’t know Spoofe bo diddly.” Ooookay…wherever that came from…
I read that post by the guy who wanted to know if other people wipe their ass standing up…and one guy posted about wiping from back to front. Someone asked if that was messy and he said he’d been doing it for years and never got “poo poo on my [his] nuts.” So now, when I mean “egg on your face” I say “poo poo on your nuts.”
Hickies - I now refer to them as white trash proofs of purchase
Taking a dump = dropping the kids off at the pool
What nutty things from the board have found their way into your vernacular?
I now know it’s on other boards, but I first read it here… “Do not feed the trolls…”
People look at me like…WHAT??? Of course, they’d look even MORE flippy-outty if I said, “DNFTT.”
I get enough weird looks as it is.
I also refer to simpering, sad, or sweet tales as “glurge” all the time now. I actually read that term first on Snopes, but I’m such an addict here now, that I always say, “Oh, I got that from my message board…” (meaning SMDB).
Oh, and my new insult-o-choice is “Fuckchop”. Thanks to jarbabyj !
