What would a heavy metal t-shirt for a twee band look like?

Thanks, everybody. For some reason I didn’t see these replies till now. I thought I’d just asked a boring question and nobody answered…

Oh, and the band is called Slutty Hearts.

Damn, now I want that shirt.

This is great.

Don’t know if this has been done, but you might take Meatloaf’s Bat Out of Hell cover:

and replace the motorcycle and rider with yourself on a Vespa:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/82/2008_Vespa_LX150.JPG/220px-2008_Vespa_LX150.JPG