What would all you Dopers like to say to David Blaine?

[Horseflesh]

I love that articles pardoy of DB’s journal:

Day 1 - Sat in a glass box. Took a piss.
Day 2 - Sat in a glass box. Scratched myself and took a piss.
Day 3 - Sat in a glass box. Pissed myself and took a scratch…
If you go back, make this sign:

Dear Dave,
We’ve got you now.
You’re never getting out.
Love,
All the people that think you’re an idiot.

[Dawne]

I’m going to London in a few weeks and he should still be in there when i do (i think i’m going on the 2nd, by that time he should be reeeaally hungry) but I’m not sure if I’m going to be near him… is he anywhere near the houses of parliament?

[fizzygoodmakefeelnice]

He’s here spoiling the scenery.