What would be your MPFC screen name

Oh, seeing as how I’ve stepped on the toes of the OP, I hereby change my MPFC name to Doug Piranha.

I choose Raymond Luxury Yacht.

I choose Constable Clitoris.

Well, fine, then, a hearty “Suck sand,” to Uke.

I’m going to be Seduced Milkman.

2Sheds
Pointed Stick

You have one shed, and were thinking about another. Would you be doing any writing in this new shed?

everyspermcounts

or

fish

Mrs. Premise
Mrs. Conclusion
The Church Police
Veronica Smalls
Anne Elk
Mister Wensleydale
Clodagh Rogers [“Don’t be silly, man; people don’t just become Clodagh Rogers.”]
Wimbledon Granada Bingo
Cardinal Ximinez
Kevin Phillips Bong
Attila the Bun
Eric the half a bee
[note:undecided on what i would use as a mpfc sn.]

I wanted to be Kevin Phillips Bong, oh well, I guess I’ll be Cardinal Fang.

“Oh, intercourse the penguin.”

And the hits just keep on coming!

How bout
Angus podgorny
Pantomime Horse
Enraged Bull Limpet

A blancmange from the planet Skyron in the galaxy Andromeda
The Bishop!
Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala
A small puddle of brown liquid

Eric the Half a Bee

So many to choose from, yet Luxuryyacht and Anne Elk already taken . . .

Mrs. Niggerbaiter (BOOM!)
Mr. Belpit
Mr. Smoketoomuch
Gammy Leg

Considering the thread starter, how could I forget

Spiny Norman

I call Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim bus stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuitbarrel, of the Silly Party.

Yay! I got it first!

ComfyChair!

I think i may take ** splunge ** or ** confuse-a-cat. **

**Reginald Maudlin.

Biggus Dickus.

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden-
schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried-digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple-
banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich-
himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber-
hundsfut- gumberaber- shönendanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Throatwarbler Mangrove.**

Monty Python’s Flying Circus, not Monty python and the Life of Brian.

Dammit, AerynSun! You got there first! “Eww, with a gammy leg?”

And double dammit, Ike, you took Throatwarbler Mangrove!

I guess I’ll have to be Naughtius Maximus but i’m not happy about it.