I’ll take Mr. Smokestoomuch, even if I am a Ms.
Or possibly Ken Cleanairsystem.
Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. Zambezi?
Ethel the Frog
Closed for Lunch
Whizzo Quality Assortment
Mr. Tinned Peach
Pointy Stick
I think I’ll settle on Mr. Tinned Peach
Oh wait, how about
The Big Cheese
“There, now Flopsy’s dead and never called me ‘mother.’”
I’d be “Another1” then you could all sing " Heeeere comes Another1, and heeeere it comes agaaaain…"
Biggles…or perhaps Cardinal Biggles
I would be:
** Mrs What-a-long-name-this-is-hardly-worth-typing-but-never-mind-it-won’t-come-up-again. **
Re: Lemming of the BDA
“It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association!”
Wait, I wanna change mine to
Mr. Ken Verybigliar
Since my favourite Mr. Neutron (I can eat incredible amounts of ice cream, Mrs. S-C-U-M)is gone, I guess either
Teddy Salad
or Mr. Arthur Pewty (“Arthur Pewty! Are you a man… or a mouse? You’ve been running to long, Arthur Pewty; it’s time to stop. Time to turn and fight like a man! Go back in there, Arthur Pewty! Go back in there and pull your finger out!”)