So you are Dr. Dre and you are receiving an award and some fool comes up and socks you one… what would you do? At the time, in the weeks that follow, how would you handle it?
I’d take some time off. 
I’d creep to the mic like a phantom.
I’d cock my Glock and pop 'til they all dropped.
Hmmm…I’m not sure. But I know I wouldn’t trip ‘cause if I trip then I’m trippin’.
I’m crying I’m laughing so hard at this.
I’d have to put the smack down. Then again, if I were Dr. Dre, I’d have other people to do this for me.
I’d, uh, wax the chump like a candle.
Yup.
:smack:
Ever look at your own post a few days later and notice how blatently wrong it is?
Of course, I meant to say that I wouldn’t slip ‘cause if I slip then I’m slippin’.
I here Mr. Artest is available.
True Hal but if you had your Nina they wouldn’t dare because they would have known you were straight trippin 
Actually if that happened I’d get him myself a few days later as by then everybody will have forgot about me
I’d tie him to a church bell and keep his head ringin’, wake up the next day and wonder if I was still DRE :rolleyes:
Nowadays everybody talks like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish… 'cuz they forgot about Dre.
I actually thought these were your words, until I got to the very end. Didn’t see that one comming…
I just heard about this last night from a friend. I have to wonder: what the fuck is wrong with Suge Knight? How can a grown man still be holding such a childish grudge nearly a decade later?
It’s because Suge has a little willy. True story.
Hire someone to kick the guys ass, then say he did it.
…ok i think im the only one who got that joke…
I believe I’d shake it off, then continue dippin’ through hoods.
What hoods?
Oh, you know. Compton, Long Beach, Englewood…
Cuz Dr Dre said…nothing you idiot/ Dr Dre’s dead/ He’s locked in my basement.
Look at us all joining in with our wise words, we have started a lyrical gangbang