Forward an email to everyone in his address book that Dr. Pepper left out the words ‘under God’ when they put the pledge of allegiance on their soda cans after 9/11. Without checking snopes first.
No. Wait. That was my mom.
Show up at a Baptist tent revival.
Hug a gay man/woman and tell them they’re ok, cuz ‘God don’t make no junk’.
IDBB (funny thread BTW…:D)