Kill a priest.
I believe there’s a special place in hell for that. 
Resurrect a thread that’s been dead for * seven months * ?
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Originally posted by Legomancer
“But Lord, there were several times I noticed there was only one set of footprints in the sand. Why did you leave me when I needed you most?”
“My son, that was when I needed me a Klondike Bar!”
Laugh until in tears over a resurrected one-liner?
he would chant hare Krsna, naked, while drinking a 40 ounce at the airport.
Hey, it’s good enough for Jesus…
Make like Mister Chesterfield and satisfy?
Give to Ceaser what belongs to Ceaser. But give to Jesus His Klondike Bar!
Poor Ceaser would only get a salad…
Make Mick Jagger get Satisfaction.
Make the Dead Sea Alive.
Show the Scientologist that L. Ron Hubbard was a failed Science Fiction writer, not a religious guru.
Three miracles, three Kondike Bars.
Hey, I thought this link wasn’t supposed to pop back up until Easter.
NurseCarmen, you’ve just made me laugh so hard I’m having trouble breathing!
–Cliffy
Cause Hell to freeze over?
Tell us all what the “H.” stands for?
Admit that he was Elvis?
Go surfing on a cross-shaped board?
Show the ladies what was underneath his robe?
“When I bite into a Klondike bar, I get the feeling that I’ve died for the sins of humanity, been resurrected three days later, then ascended to heaven.”
You can see why they didn’t use this tag line.
Or he (;j) (that’s him) could…
Take Marilyn Manson to the prom.
Explain his appearance in “The Big Lebowski.”
Start hanging out with Judas again.
Admit that instead of that gigantically long Bible, they could’ve just given the people what they wanted:
“What do you get when you multiply six by nine?” “Forty-two.”
Say - it’s a bit late for that Angels winning the pennant thing, isn’t it?
Reveal the third word that ends in -gry.
Oy, not that again. 
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Originally posted by Why A Duck
Join the People’s Front of Judea?
No, He’d become a Frontman for some People in Judea.
“Onegry,” often mispelled “onery” or “ornery.”
Now, gimme my Klondike bar.
Declare he is really Charley Manson?