In my daily talk with the Son, I told him about this thread and he got quite a chuckle out of it. He asked me to tell you all he would make a surprise appearance on the 700 Club and give Pat Robertson noogies.
Walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
Accept another god?
Make an image of God?
Use God’s name in vain?
Not honor his mother or father?
Steal?
Lie?
Kill?
Commit adultery?
Covet his neighbor’s wife?
Whatever he’d do, I bet he wouldn’t do it on a Sunday.
buckyogi, I wish you weren’t joking!!! ROFL
CJ
WWJDFAKB?
Goodness, everyone’s missed the obvious:
Mary Magdalene!
If only, buckyogi, if only. I’d give up atheism, because that would be a God worth believing in.
He would build it. Then they would come.
“But Lord, there were several times I noticed there was only one set of footprints in the sand. Why did you leave me when I needed you most?”
“My son, that was when I needed me a Klondike Bar!”
Lego - want to borrow my asbestos union suit?
I saw a guy with this on a t-shirt today! I had to bite my tongue very hard to keep from laughing loud enough to make people stare.
Make Danny Glover their manager and help the Angels win the pennant?
Make good on that appearance on the 700 Club, and on every episode after where everytime Robertson opens his mouth, Jesus just clicks his tongue and shakes his head disapprovingly?
Settle the Middle East debacle by saying: “Yassar…Ariel…really…is all this necessary?”
I keep on thinking that according to Christian mythology, Jesus was pretty much the Jew. So in accordance to keeping the meter of the jingle,
What would Jew do for a Klondike bar?
Groan.
join judas priest as lead guitarist??
Is that guitarist job in Limp Bizkit still open? He and Fred Durst might hit it off.
Moon Satan.
LMAO. And it makes a lot more sense than the traditional ending… Why in the hell would your life be hardest when Jesus was carrying you?
-Admit Darwin was right
-Explain the meaning of Stairway to Heaven
-Sing onstage while Emenim raps “Stan”
again???
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He’d ride into town on an ass, but would he walk a mile for a camel?