Will they bring Sonic corn dogs???
I can but hope.
I’m picturing a bag of food door dashed by a calico cat dressed in a delivery uniform.
Hi, Beck! Good to see you posting.
I’m not dead!
The one Sonic up here closed recently.
Becky, Don’t lose that number…
How can we be sure? You might be lying to us! 
Oh, I’m alive.
If you ate what I had to eat for breakfast you’d know you were alive. Because you’d wish you were dead…
They had oatmeal that was the consistency of concrete. They dipped it on a ‘plate’ with an ice cream dipper. One wonders how the concrete ‘BALL’ of oats would digest?
Black charred bacon. (Really, I kinda like burnt bacon). And a blue berry muffin. Yep, hard as and about the size of a baseball.
I’m not even gonna describe the juice. It’s just too awful…(it was very YELLOW)
I gotta quit talking about it. My gag reflex wants to puke it all up
It ensures that you will be super-regular, I can tell you that much.
As someone who loves oatmeal (when done well), and who actually worked on Quaker Oatmeal for several years, what you described is a crime against oat-manity. 
And, from the More Jokes thread,
Glad to read you being awake and alert (well, relatively speaking ). Good luck, and God bless. We need more Beck around here.
That is beyond appalling. Even with two scoops of ice cream it would be appalling.
The Li’l wrekker brought her Ma some Tacos and Tea.
She’s in ‘Cat on a Hot tin roof’
She’s the lead ‘Maggie’
They’re performing it this week. So she has little time for Sick ol’ Ma right now.
I’m glad to get whatever time she has to share
Please tell me that someone is recording it for you! I’d hate for you to miss it!
Been a long long time since I’ve seen the filmed version with Jessica Lange as Maggie the Cat, and Rip Torn as Big Daddy. Hope the Li’l wrekker does her proud!
Yes. They are recording it.
The only version we’ve seen featured Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman.
It’s a bit steamy.
Agreed. I love well-prepared oatmeal. That sounds horrible. Maybe they are buying the stuff horses eat instead of the stuff humans eat. Or gov’t surplus.
I’m so glad Li’l Wrekker came to your rescue. Hey, maybe we can order meal delivery for you @Beckdawrek.
Just what I was thinking. She deserves a quality breakfast.
I got Ivy and Son-of-a-Wrek, as well, Getting me stuff and I always have my bars and shakes. I’m really ok.
Y’all castigate @Gatopescado. (No I did not say castrate!! Y’all get your minds out of the gutter)
He’s telling me stuff I don’t understand. (Y’all know he’s really smart, No? Well he is.)
I have holes in my brain. Not everybody springs back like me but I’m still lacking clear thought in some areas.
He’s bad bad bad!
I thought so. It’s a curse sometimes.
and 
I think I tried it once and lived to regret it. 