As with everything else in my life, as little as possible.
Me neither. It’s possible, however, for one guy to love another guy with no homosexual connotations whatsoever.
Are you sure? 
Seems plausible to me, particularly when a million dollars is involved.
I’d write the next great summer beach book. Or it would be great until my editor got ahold of it and ruined it’s deeper meaning. That is what I would be telling everyone even though it wouldn’t be true. I would probably just spend six months wandering around the house in my bathrobe avoiding writing and then pull all nighters for three weeks to meet the deadline, at which point I would turn in a positivly crappy book that still has some decent stuff hidden in my noneditted nonsense so the publisher accepted it anyway and tried to turn it into something readable. Of course, Matt Lauer doesn’t want to hear all that, so that’s where the editor comment comes from.
What? isn’t that how Dannielle Steele does it? shoot. I need to rethink my answer then.
A lot of things. I probably wouldn’t kill anybody, unless you could convince me they were a real asshole.
I’d have torrid sexual threesome with Jessica Alba and Kelly Hu.
Okay, the sex itself will be no problem. It’s getting them to agree to it that will be the difficult thing.
I’d pick my nose in public.
If you could get a million for this, I’d be owed billions!
Off to IMHO.
Work twenty hours overtime. Once. If my job wanted me to do it again the next week, they’d have to pay me five million.
For a million bucks? Same thing I’ve done for 16K a year, or 32K a year or 57K a year.
As little as possible.
Hell, I don’t know! What do you want? I once ate a raw snail (the guy said I wouldn’t do it for $5) for the snail! Jeez! That was a double win! Escargot was selling for $15/dozen in that place.
Make me an offer…
A million dollars isn’t worth any kind of challenge to get it. It doesn’t buy what it used to. Call me when it’s 100 mil.
Only in Soviet Russia.
Alas 100 Million doesnt buy what it used to either
And neither does 275 billion. My point is, my demands go up in accordance with inflation.
Well, I’ve chewed a used cigarette filter for a dollar. Alcohol may or may not have been involved. For a million, the scope is practically limitless.
Tough call. The real question is, what would he expect to be done? I’m not going to offer to walk naked through Times Square and whack off in the middle of Broadway if he’ll accept a simple goldfish swallowing, or something.
Sky’s the limit (pretty much), but not sure I want to delve into specifics and thereby give the universe ideas.
Anything short of hurting a family member or other loved one. I would fight Mike Tyson after he’s been off his meds for a month. That should be worth a mill.