OH OH OH!
The creation website says Noah had dinosaurs on the ark!
On this page - #29 Did a comet kill the dinosaurs?
Man, this website is good reading.
Since he doesn’t need it, if God gives me his light saber, I’ll go back to church. Seriously. Any God I’d worship reads the Dope, so if you’re out there, man, give it a thought.
Don’t know if I could resist lopping me some Jedi arms off, though…
#19
No there’s something I did not know.
Adam’s sinning against god’s word unleashed the mighty T-Rex upon mankind.
Freakin Awesome!
I may have replied; “I doubt I’ll go [to the Creation Museum] I’m really not into fiction right now”
Jumping Jesus I can’t believe they’re building a freakin’ museum dedicated to creationism. :rolleyes:
I might check it out if it was kind of like a Universal Studios ride. You get into this ark and this giant Goliath tries to take you out, a mechanical David jumps out with his smiting rock and kicks the shit out of Big G. Or, jeebus smiting the crap out of Sodom an Gomorrah of course with a little interactive portion where you get to experience the prurient activities of those two proto-Vegas cities before they done got smote. Crap like that, yeah, I could dig it.