Wow…imagine the fun the Monkey’s Paw would have with some of these wishes.

Wow…imagine the fun the Monkey’s Paw would have with some of these wishes.

Health and happiness for my loved ones
To be a better person
Reconciliation with / forgiveness from someone very dear to me
1.) Absurd Wealth
2.) Ability to play piano.
3.) A Chick.
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[li]Humans suddenly gaing the evolutionary adaptations necessary to become both survivalable as a species & yet truly civilized.[/li][li]Mankind suddenly & forever shedding it’s superstitions[/li][li]A Golden Age of Civilization dawning throughout the world, to last 1000 years or more.[/li][/ul]
Hey, why wish for the small stuff?
That the next two wishes would for be exactly what the world and I need for maximum benefit.
& 3. Having wished No. 1, No’s 2 & 3 will take care of themselves.
1 - Lifelong Good Health
2 - Financial Security
3 - A loving wife
Failing that,
1 - Verbal and literary fluency in every language in the world
2 - An infinite supply of money
3 - An irresistible sexual attractiveness to the opposite sex which I can turn on and off at will and target towards specific babes
That should do it.
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