Oh, and thank you Venus Probe for aborting what could have been an amusing thread by linking to that “generator.” Now what we will see, for the most part, is just reports of what it shat out.
I wanna just be known as “Noodles”
But I suspect, being as I’m a coward, I’d be known as “Chicken Noodles”
I’d like to be known as “Mr. Big”.
Unfortunately, that isn’t going to happen…
Carmen the Geek.
Ouch! :rolleyes:
Okay, that link says i’m Davey the Vampire
But according the the aformentioned rule, i would be
Davey the Wolf
I will be known as Thundernuts.
Fear me.
Um… cross your fingers and run in fear of
"The Quill"!!!
Or not…
But maybe I can get away with something like:
Frankie the Fox, using the Scumpup’s algorithm.
Ooh, I just checked on the other name people call me. Stu “The Clam”… beware my bivalvious wrath! Huh, I’m not much of a mobster, am I?
**Babyface Kristen **
Fat rosy cheeks
misstee
Six toes
My wife and I have a game we play with each other. One of us will look at our greyhound and “translate” what the dog is saying to the other person. He’s got a huge honker that bends to the side when he lays on it so I decided he must be Sicilian. He became Frankie Da Nose. Frankie would inform “the moll” that he did not appreciate the encroachment of his turf. It showed disrespect. IOW move over. I want more couch space. One night I came home from work and met the pooch at the door. In my best Chicago mob voice I say, “Hey! Frankie Da Nose!” My wife fired back, “Hey! Johnny Da Forehead!” She was laughing like a maniac. I’m balding by the way.
In case any of you are as foolish as I was, I don’t recommend retorting with, “Hey! Sammy Da Ass!” It went over about as well as you might think.
-Johnny Da Forehead
From the link, I’m Brahe “Dreamboat” Silver. I’m not sure how much I like that, but using my name I get “The Bastard,” which is a lot better.
I didn’t go to the link.
Just call me “RJ Olives”.
Instead of stealing a nickname from the Mob Name Generator, I decided to steal from Monty Python. (well at least the middle name). I figured Wolf (obviously) would be a good first name and I finally settled on a last name and so I got:
Wolf “Two Sheds” Delvecchio"
From Venus’ link:
“Napalm”
Oh man, how appropriate! Really!!
Tripler
Personally, I take this as a sign from God.
my mob nickname would have to be “Chainsaw” in honor of an accident during my highschool years and the subsequent facial scars (you should see the other guy! 
)
Chainsaw Beast… I LIKE it!!!
Mods… can I get my handle changed?!?
Hey, I just tried a celebrity’s name in the mob-name generator, and it actually made sense this time. Who defeats his enemies with the stroke of a pen?
Cecil “The Quill” Adams, of course.
According to VenusProbe’s link, mine is Fancy Pants. If you use my full name (and not the short form), it’s Napalm.
Personally, I’d choose Big Pussy*.
*see, it’s funny because I’m a pacifist
Shotgun Bob has a damn fine ring to it.
I wonder if anyone should be offended by this.
I’m not, I’m just wondering if I SHOULD be.