How 'bout Blotto? It’s gritty, it’s got street cred; plus I can keep my monogrammed slippers.
Rocco the Horse
Uh huh. That says it all.
My 2-year-old niece is “Chimpy Nuts.” I have no idea what the hell that is.
My 10-month-old nephew is The Icepick. I think I’ll call him that tomorrow when I go to Chimpy Nuts’ birthday party tomorrow.
Aaaaww…Doesn’t say how I break hearts though. I could just be a good shot with a throwing knife. 
My MOB name: Ralph “the pig” (reference to my love for BBQ)
Mario “Cupido” Lampone.
I have very beautiful eyes and I take every contractman out with a single shot in the heart.
I think that I would have to be Ricky “The Pole” because of my Polish ancestry (among other things ;)).
Nott the Hammer. I’ve done some loud and imprudent things with hammers.
The Self-Toucher. How disturbingly accurate.
cc “nads” waterback
Blink - I’d have the reputation, Piss me off, or if I have you as my hit, in a Blink of an eye - You are Dead.
Hmm, I am supposed to be “The Bishop”?
Not being religious, I would tend to get annoyed at that…
Sonny Millstone (perhaps with a “the”) would probably be better:
Sune (from old Norse “sínr”=“son”) → Sonny
Mølgaard (Danish, “millers farm”) → suggestion of toughness and/or preferred modus of execution (tying to a millstone to “sleep with the fishes”) → Millstone…
Usually, I just bore people to death, though 
According to the generator, using my real name: Sarah “The Lone Drinker” H -----. Sorry, bubsie, I’m not a drinker. Ain’t my bag.
Using my totally under-utilized alias: Lila “Twenty-Eyes” Lette. Nuh-uh. I might wear glasses, but my eyesight is not that bad.
Using my much more beautiful, handier imagination: Sarah Elizabeth “Bloody Betty” H-----. Because I bleed like nobody’s business. Shaving my legs is a horrific thing. Maybe Hairy Sairy would be better. Hmm.
Using my alias: Lila “Green Hills” Lette. 'Cuz I’ve got green eyes and the body of a fertility goddess.