What'd I miss?

Hi everyone! I’ve been gone about 2 months…what’s new?

Yow! A lot!

You missed Guy Stuff. Sigh. You should read it, though. Good for many laughs!

I tried to read Guy Stuff, but it was too boring and I couldn’t do it. I tried on 3 different occassions. Maybe someone could post a summary of why it is supposed to be funny somewhere?

Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t

I can fill you in right here, Opal.

Because men are idiots.

“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~

I’m new.

Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.