we voted you queen of the ice festival
Arrr yeah, we scuttled the Ted.
With the passage of health care reform, the apocalyspe is about to happen. Because we all know the last thing God wants is healthy people.
What did you not miss? That’s what I’d like to know.
But our cucumber stock has gone THROUGH THE ROOF!
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchinis, pineapples…
It was great - that thing went like stink! And…kept…going. 
The wise prophet Fedup42 posted an advisory about the evils of nude photographs and silver-tounged evil connectors.
and apple pie!
I don’t think I want to date you.
It has happened more than once, each time we get close to understanding it, only each exact duplicate is weirder than the last one.
How can an exact duplicate be weirder than before, you ask?, well, is like this asd2134124&%&%&$… (No Carrier)
I was named King Shecky the Magnificent. It was either going to be that or Forkbeard. Either worked for me.
Chicken.
I was elected as Glorious Leader of the Leftist Hordes, but missed the ceremony.
USCDiver declared himself the underwater champion of the boards, and there was no one here to challenge him.
Which replaced his rusted out 1972 Ford Pinto. When you’re hot, you’re hot.
I annoyed everyone with my abrasive assholishness, especially where Google leaving China was concerned.
What? I’ve been here and I somehow missed that.
A reference to his custom title.
Oh, ok, I thought it was a name change!
Never mind. Carry on.
Oh dear, just after I read this story, too…