What'd you get for Halloween?

I already mentioned here what we were handing out for Halloween. My kids had a nice haul, although there were a few folks who didn’t participate/forgot/ate all of their candy.

But I was surprised that several of the houses in our neighborhood were giving out “adult treats”. I was offered a beer (declined), then jello shots at a couple of different places, and finally a nice 16 oz Planter’s punch. Not too bad, I might do something like that next year if I can afford it.

The best kids treat had to go to the people down the street that had their own cotton candy machine humming all night long. Very nice touch!

I got a rock.

Unless you’re a crackhead it was a bad halloween for you then. Better make a better costume next year, Charlie Brown.

I got laid. Just thought I’d share.

Was that the trick, the treat or the combo on the daily special?
And thanks for sharing, Swampy! You must have been a hoot on Show-n-Tell days at school!

Good grief! Someone already beat me to the obligatory Charlie Brown reference.
I didn’t trick or treat and had no trick or treaters so my big bag of Hershey’s nuggets is all mine! I did get a trick though. I watched Juon (the Japanese version of The Grudge) earlier in the day in broad daylight with the boyfriend, who then leaves to go home because he has to be to work early the next day. I don’t usually do scary movies because I’m a big wuss. The movies features a black cat in some creepy situations.

Earlier in the evening I see my grey and white cat go into my kitchen cabinet that they all like to hide in. Later he came out and ate his dinner. A little while after that I see him staring at the cupboard strangely. Now cats like to freak their owners out by doing this sort of thing so I say “you can’t fool me, there’s nothing in there” and I whip the door open to see a black cat staring at me. This caused me a momentary freak out until I realized it was my own black cat who has a wide-eyed sweet kitten face which is not at all creepy. Then I laughed. I think they planned that, damn cats!

Great, share, send him over!

Hey, I’d lend you the shirt off my back, but keep away from the squeeze, y’heah?

:smiley:

I got a free keg of Pilsner Urquell from one of our sales reps. Whether or not that beats swampbear is up to individual priorities, I suppose…

I got a very nice candle, and a couple kids in sugar coma.

I got laid, and a little drunk.

In between I went for a long bike ride in the country on the most beautiful day of the year.

In my world, it’s a lot less frequent to score a keg of Pilsner Urquell. Plus having the beer helps lead to other things, if you know what I mean.

Not only did I get laid…

My girlfriend did something for me that I have never had before…after an extremly…well, body quivering Release…she told me to lay back and fall asleep while she went down on me.

(Ok, normally I wouldn’t even be thinking about sleep during oral sex, but I’d just had an extreme…err, Release)

Talk about a wonderful way to go to sleep…

But I already have a shirt…

snow

Bah, it was almost 90 here today. And muggy. Of course it’ll probably be 80 in Denver tomorrow but not quite as humid. What a dry place.

Send her over. :smiley:

Psst… Swampy doesn’t swing that way… be careful what you ask for.

Aww, man. All I got is most of a bowl of whatever nasty candy my mom bought this year. No laid or beer.

Maybe I can barter nasty candy for one of the above?

Besides, somebody already did that joke.