Whatever happened to.......

This thread is about people who had their 15 minutes of fame and have since vanished into the great unknown.

I open the bidding with:

Monica Lewinski

I suppose her exploits are being recorded somewhere, but I’m too lazy to look into it.

I see your Lewinski and raise you Michael “heckuva job” Brown. I kind of do wonder what he’s up to these days. I hope it isn’t pleasant, whatever it is.

Who the hell is Michael Brown?

Michael “heckuva job, Brownie” Brown.

What’s Tonya Harding up to?

Mail order porn would be my best guess. For her, not him. Or a waitress at Shoney’s. Or both.

Monica update- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDVPq1mYqwI

Does ANYONE know what happened to screamin’ child evangelist Duffy Strode? I know his little sister Pepper grew up to get into women’s boxing.

I saw Tonya Harding providing commentary on The Smoking Gun’s “Dumbest Criminals” show on truTV a week or two ago, along with Danny Bonaduce, Leif Garret, Todd Bridges, etc.

Tonya Harding was doing professional boxing for the last couple of years; she started on one of those “celebrity boxing” shows and, to nobody’s surprise, it was right up her alley. :rolleyes: Don’t know if she’s still doing it, though. Don’t care, either.

How about Kato Kaelin? The professional mooch.

Kato appeared as himself on a recent episode of Comedy Central’s Reality Bites Back.

Oops, sorry. I have to get out of the habit of assuming everyone around here is acquainted with the second- and third-string assholes of American politics.

The Buzzcocks

(Come on. I can’t be the only one to think of that song.)

**Whatever happened to… ** Faye Wray?

Okay, that one’s easy.

How about Jaye Davidson?

Wasn’t Gretchen Mol supposed to be the next Julia Roberts back in the late nineties? Whatever happened to her?

Iran-Contra document-shredding cupcake Fawn Hall? Anybody heard anything of her?

Kurt Russell done blowed his ass up real good in Stargate. Now he’s a fashion assistant in London.

Leon Trotsky and The Stranglers came to my mind.

Cat Futch?

Rev. Wright.

Lauren Tewes, Ted Lange and Jill Whelan?

Oh, I know this one!! She is in the new ABC show Life on Mars this fall. Saw her in the promos this weekend.

Whatever happened to Randolph Scott, riding the trails alone?