Like the title of the thread, what’s after death?
Estate Administration.
It’s impossible to know precisely because by the time you do, you’re dead.
Anyone who claims to know is either trying to scam you or is in the process of being scammed.
The Auditors
Decomposition. Worms.
Ah yes, a fate worse than death…
Don’t know. I suspect nothing.
Dishonor.
“First you die, then they throw dirt in your face, then the worms eat you. Be glad it happens in that order.”
Ha!
…playing pinochle on your snout. Or so I’ve heard.
What’s after death? In my dictionary, death adder. Or if that doesn’t count, deattribute.
Not a god damn thing. Probably.
Nothing. And I’m ok with that.
What was before your birth?
A funeral.
A shallow grave behind an abandoned house, at the end of seldom used dirt road, on the outskirts of a deserted town, near an old, leaking nuclear reactor.
Peace.
I don’t remember a whole lot before my birth except there was that really long warm bath I seemed to sit in 24/7 which was kinda nice, and also I vaguely remember a two day trip to Japan? 
Is that what will happen after death?