What's in Mega the Roo's pouch?

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, and elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an Iceburg, Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London, Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointilist portrait painter…

and a quaint old quilt.

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg (somebody HAD to start spelling it right), Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, AND a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican.

The pouch is open at the bottom. It’s a flap of skin, more like a muff than a pocket

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg (somebody HAD to start spelling it right), Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican and six sisters sewing sherpa shawls.

Say that ten times fast.

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg (somebody HAD to start spelling it right), Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican, six sisters sewing sherpa shawls and ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree.

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg (somebody HAD to start spelling it right), Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican, six sisters sewing sherpa shawls, ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree, and an utterly uninteresting, unbleached, unleaded, uneducated, uniformed unicorn (of the invisible pink variety).

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg, Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican, six sisters sewing sherpa shawls, ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree, and an utterly uninteresting, unbleached, unleaded, uneducated, uniformed unicorn,

and very a vicious vasectomy.

And it’s shoulder room only in here…

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg, Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican, six sisters sewing sherpa shawls, ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree, and an utterly uninteresting, unbleached, unleaded, uneducated, uniformed unicorn,

and very a vicious vasectomy - and Woodie Guthrie singing “This Land is Your Land” (nice echo for the acoustic gi-tar) with B-List Symphonic Orchestra (well, he is dead)

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg, Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican, six sisters sewing sherpa shawls, ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree, and an utterly uninteresting, unbleached, unleaded, uneducated, uniformed unicorn, a vicious vasectomy - Woodie Guthrie singing “This Land is Your Land” (nice echo for the acoustic gi-tar) with B-List Symphonic Orchestra (well, he is dead) and…

A xanthous,xenophilic group of XXX film stars aboard a xebec.

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg, Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London Man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican, six sisters sewing sherpa shawls, ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree, and an utterly uninteresting, unbleached, unleaded, uneducated, uniformed unicorn, a vicious vasectomy, Woodie Guthrie singing “This Land is Your Land” (nice echo for the acoustic gi-tar) with B-List Symphonic Orchestra (well, he is dead), a xanthous,xenophilic group of XXX film stars aboard a xebec and…

a young Yahweh (for the GDers who we know lurk here).

In Mega The Roo’s pouch I saw:

An artichoke, a bazooka, a camera, a dead-set guarantee, an elephant, a firetruck, Gibraltar, Horatio Hornblower, an iceberg, Jerry Seinfeld, kung fu kumquats, London, a man named Stuart, ninety noodles, an oscillating ocelot, a pointillist portrait painter, a quaint old quilt, a Really Reactionary Rastafarian Republican, six sisters sewing sherpa shawls, ten tired turtles on a tuttle-tuttle tree, an utterly uninteresting, unbleached, unleaded, uneducated, uniformed unicorn, a vicious vasectomy, Woodie Guthrie singing “This Land is Your Land” (nice echo for the acoustic gi-tar) with the B-List Symphonic Orchestra, a xanthous,xenophilic group of XXX film stars aboard a xebec, a young Yahweh and a zoomorphic zaftig zabaglione!

That was fun.

[singing] Ninety-nine bottles of beer in her pouch,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer!
Drink one of those bottles of beer on the couch,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer in her pouch![/singing]

[singing] Ninety-eight bottles of beer in her pouch,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer!
Drink one of those bottles of beer on the couch,
Ninety-seven bottles of beer in her pouch![/singing]